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#1341 Hypnotic

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:47 PM

If you needed the sort of work I need on my teeth, its not the dentist, but the bill that scares you.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1342 Liberty

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:54 PM

Private health insurance FTW.

 

I've been to the dentist three times since I came back to Australia, and the two last times since joining private health insurance I haven't paid a cent. I was under my parent's health insurance the first time so technically they didn't pay a cent.

 

Private health insurance is worth it if you use it.


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#1343 Hypnotic

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 04:59 PM

Yeah I have private health insurance.

 

I'm not talking getting my teeth cleaned, or a regular check up, I'm talking surgery.

 

There is only so much private health covers. 


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 05:08 PM

Ah ok, fair enough. For my first visit I didn't have what you would call major surgery, but I did break three quarters of my tooth and now I've got a fake tooth with two screws (my nerve survived the trauma and is still going strong almost eight years later). I just get a check up and clean every six months now. I never used to visit the dentist unless I needed to which is worrying... Fortunately my teeth are naturally very straight.

 

I wanted to get my teeth whitened but he recommended another way that would save me $400+ (plus two separate visits). :P


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 05:08 PM

My dentist is still forken exxy after private health, and apparently my private health pays the most they've seen.

 

Go to Adl or Brisbane and I don't pay anything.

 

Sydney Tax.



 


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 05:12 PM

Today's bill alone was $433. I'm with ahm and they paid for it all.


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 05:15 PM

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 05:16 PM

Yeah my 3D xray was all paid for, about $500-$600ish


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1349 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 05:17 PM

Yeah, you might have a no gaps dentist, or a cheaper dentist than me. There's a place at Bondi I can go for no gap, but fuck that, I like my dentist, she's nice.



 


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 05:19 PM

I've done the same thing. This dentist got me in two days before New Year's to fix the broken tooth I had; he was lucky to be in the surgery and was just watering his plants, ha ha. I've gone there ever since. Has the mind of an elephant and is really well spoken. He is of Asian decent. Top bloke.

 

I'm sure it's cheaper as well because he is listed as a dentist on the ahm website/doctor's list.

 

Yeah my 3D xray was all paid for, about $500-$600ish

 

It's crazy how expensive it is.


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 06:32 PM

I like my dentist, she's nice.

 

pics?



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Posted 20 April 2015 - 07:10 PM

Spewing. Semi-final indoor game tonight is cancelled due to rain leaking through the roof onto the courts. :(


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 07:20 PM

Maybe you should play outside soccer


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 07:22 PM

That's on Wednesdays.


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 07:36 PM

 
pics?


I would, but because she's a dentist I can't show you her face.


 


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 07:37 PM

 It was good to catch up again Haz

 

Cheers dude.

 

Also you aren't a chode like Sam who didn't even show.



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Posted 20 April 2015 - 08:05 PM

Ha ha! Chode. :D

Such a retarded word.

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 08:11 PM

 

Cheers dude.

 

Also you aren't a chode like Sam who didn't even show.

 

I was busy with beer and Cards of Humanity.

 

Also R34 gearbox was in there somewhere.


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 20 April 2015 - 08:14 PM

I would, but because she's a dentist I can't show you her face.

 

hahahahahahahaha



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Posted 20 April 2015 - 08:22 PM

Just been reading about that H6 powered Foz.

 

Seems like a very cool piece of kit.


I would, but because she's a dentist I can't show you her face.

 

LOLZ


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