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APRIL GT - YOU'RE ALL FOOLS
Started by Sven Smergberd, Apr 01 2015 04:23 AM
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 02:36 PM
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 02:43 PM
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:00 PM
Females. I'm hiring a ute to move my girlfriend into her new place. We organised 10am Sat -10am Sun.
Everything is closed Saturday, so she wants to buy and pick up something with it Sunday morning. Asks me if I can organise the ute as 12 -12. I don't really want to do that because we'll be rushing around as it is, but call anyway. Budget is closing at 12 on Anzac day, last pickups around 11. Tell her its not going to work, but the original plan is fine unless she wants to pay for 2 days hire.
She's mad at me now. 
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:03 PM
Hahaha the struggle is real mate
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:10 PM
Don't apply logic and you'll be fine......
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:14 PM
Also, when a female comes to you with a problem, 9/10, she doesn't want you to solve it, she just wants you to listen to the problem, and agree with her.
Realised that one the other day.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:27 PM
Times like these I turn to the Bible.
John 3:13 ' And the Lord said 'Thy Bitch be Crazy'.
John 3:13 ' And the Lord said 'Thy Bitch be Crazy'.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:30 PM
Also, when a female comes to you with a problem, 9/10, she doesn't want you to solve it, she just wants you to listen to the problem, and agree with her.
Realised that one the other day.
And you damn well better not disagree with her or tell her it's silly.
or to calm down.
They don't like that.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:32 PM
"Yep, you're right."
"Yeah that's shit"
"God she is being such a bitch"
perfect responses.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:36 PM
Had an argument the other night, she went and slept in guest bedroom, I had bed to myself... was like 'Is this punishment or reward?' tried to instigate argument last night, no dice, had to share bed.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:39 PM
Yeah. If she asks you to buy something for her (she'll pay you back) in another city, because you happen to be going there. But it costs a bit more than it does for her to get it online. Just buy it anyway, even if she tells you on the phone in the store to not buy it. I learned this lesson 2 weeks ago. Called me up regretting her decision that night. But was apparently more upset that I didn't think said item was worth that much, so don't form an opinion on the cost of purses either.
She's normally really cool, but quite stressed atm. Midterm exams and moving house, shark week is also probably near.
She's normally really cool, but quite stressed atm. Midterm exams and moving house, shark week is also probably near.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:45 PM
Holy shit a lot of these situations are reality for me as well.
They're all the same; fucking retarded.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:48 PM
Hahahaha shark week.
Thats epic. I'm stealing that. What about this one.
"What do you want for dinner"
"Anything"
"Ok, lets get Chinese"
"I don't like chinese"
Okay, lets get Thai"
"Not in the mood for Thai"
"Okay fine, how about Italian?"
"Jesus christ, you decide, I don't care"
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 03:55 PM
HA HA HA! That happens so often it's not funny...
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:08 PM
Hahaha.....shark week.
"What do you want for dinner"
"Anything"
"Ok, lets get Chinese"
"I don't like chinese"
Okay, lets get Thai"
"Not in the mood for Thai"
"Okay fine, how about Italian?"
"Jesus christ, you decide, I don't care"
Yep.
If I cook she doesn't complain, not that the food is good just that she didn't have to cook it.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:41 PM
Rang the local Bob Jane for a price on some tyres.
'I'll get a price and call you straight back' says the bloke.
That was over two hours ago......
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:54 PM
Ha ha, I'm waiting to hear back from the bloke regarding a new Y-pipe. I went in to see him last week.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:56 PM
My bike is waiting for me to go pick it up at the shoppe
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:59 PM
My mate sent me this pic earlier today.
BMW i8.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 05:08 PM
Looks gay as
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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