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#1081 Hypnotic

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Posted 24 August 2015 - 02:11 PM

I'm negative work, i'm also negative towards work, and negative in general


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#1082 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 24 August 2015 - 02:11 PM

Is the self employment opportunity something you can work on while still doing the sales role? You'll probably find that the sales role offers some flexibility around working hours etc.

 

 

"And here's our product for dogs, as you can see it's -....wow...it's really bright and hot in here... do you know window tinting is an affordable way to reduce heat and glare in your office?"



 


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Posted 24 August 2015 - 02:13 PM

Hahahah that's an awesome pitch.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 August 2015 - 02:14 PM

 

"And here's our product for dogs, as you can see it's -....wow...it's really bright and hot in here... do you know window tinting is an affordable way to reduce heat and glare in your office?"

 

Did you know that your customers will be way more...comfortable not sitting in a fucking 50 degree office, tint the windows you fuck. You're hurting animals as well, which is exactly what your profession is against.

 

You might as well be running a puppy farm here by not tinting your windows, mate.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 24 August 2015 - 02:44 PM

Here's a conundrum for ya lads.

So a bird I know heard wind that I was leaving NAB, and called me today to offer me a job, at a dog company called Royal Canin. Its basically an executive sales gig selling vet-grade dog/cat food to vets who then on-sell it to clients.  Pays 90k + company car, and close-ish to home. (About 30min drive)

 

Do I go for the interview, even though I've made the call to go self-employed full time? Gut is telling me no, head is telling me yes, and missus is telling me no, and just to focus on SUYT instead.


If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

 


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Posted 24 August 2015 - 03:18 PM

^Lol

 

What he said



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Posted 24 August 2015 - 04:33 PM

You guys ever met someone that you think is 99% full of shit, but there is still that 1% chance that they aren't?

 

I just met a dude like that.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 24 August 2015 - 04:36 PM

I know a few people like that


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 August 2015 - 04:39 PM

Did they end up being full of shit?


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#1090 Hypnotic

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Posted 24 August 2015 - 04:41 PM

Pretty much all of them are, 1 or 2 of them definitely have that 1% factor


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 August 2015 - 04:59 PM

I call them Salespeople.


 


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Posted 24 August 2015 - 05:02 PM

That's me, 8am to 5pm.

 

Rest of the time, I'll eat your soul.


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 24 August 2015 - 05:04 PM

I call them Salespeople.

Hmmmm, add me to the list of people I know hahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 August 2015 - 05:18 PM

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Posted 24 August 2015 - 05:58 PM

Yeah I really wanna do the SUYT thing. As I said to you on the weekend Hazmat, its a quality of life thing for me.

 

Thats it mate.

 

I thought going into my current job that I would have a better quality of life than retail. I sure was wrong about that :/



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Posted 24 August 2015 - 06:53 PM


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Posted 24 August 2015 - 07:06 PM

Without stepping on to many toes here.... But you are all in your in 20's and early 30's why not put in the hard yards now and set yourself up for later in life rather the worry about 'quality of life'

Yeah that's all well and good to be able to do what you want when you want now but I have seen a lot of people I've grown up with the same attitude and the majority are struggling with kids and renting houses with no financial security.

Obviously this just my opinion and not having a dig at anyone.

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Posted 24 August 2015 - 07:11 PM

I used to work myself flat out, never taking time off or sick days, working overtime, thinking similar, plan for the future, but at the same time, you have to wonder what's around the corner, unexpected things happen, so why not try and at least balance it.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 August 2015 - 07:31 PM

True, I know I'm basing my opinion on my own situation. I know if I keep doing my 6 day weeks for the next ~5yrs I'm going to be in the position I can just cut back to a shorter work week that suits me and that's it. I also have the benifent of a family business behind me to help with that.

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Posted 24 August 2015 - 07:34 PM

True, I know I'm basing my opinion on my own situation. 

So am I, and so would most I would think.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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