...............Car nerd................ now a H6 pilot
Posted 29 August 2015 - 01:30 PM
A friend asked me to check out a second hand motorbike for her son.
Looks like it's some sort of Chinese made thing called a 'Pit bike', the seller is flogging it on Gumtree and lives on the outskirts of town.
What could go wrong?
Quality product form a reputable seller right?
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Brappp
Posted 29 August 2015 - 01:30 PM
...............Car nerd................ now a H6 pilot
Posted 29 August 2015 - 01:31 PM
You must have logged on to the cameras in my house, because about 2 minutes ago, that's exactly what I was doing.
Aiming for the corn kernals I left from my last visit.
This conversation just moved to another level.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 29 August 2015 - 01:31 PM
I have a motorbike for sale Jase.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
...............Car nerd................ now a H6 pilot
Posted 29 August 2015 - 01:32 PM
Great, would it suit a 12 year old on a farm?
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 29 August 2015 - 01:32 PM
He could grow into it
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
...............Car nerd................ now a H6 pilot
Posted 29 August 2015 - 01:33 PM
Or we could put training wheels and knobby tyres on it.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 29 August 2015 - 01:33 PM
Pit bikes were all the rage a few years back, people were riding them everywhere.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
...............Car nerd................ now a H6 pilot
Posted 29 August 2015 - 01:34 PM
Im guessing at $300 odd, it should last a few days.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 29 August 2015 - 01:35 PM
The kid or the bike?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
...............Car nerd................ now a H6 pilot
Posted 29 August 2015 - 01:41 PM
The kid of course.
Duh.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 29 August 2015 - 03:15 PM
I've got two that's enough
I've got 4 in my driveway now. Someone stop me FFS!
Snack down!
Posted 29 August 2015 - 10:12 PM
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Posted 29 August 2015 - 10:51 PM
I don't have a driveway.
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 29 August 2015 - 11:03 PM
I have a car hold
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 30 August 2015 - 01:14 AM
Hole?
I guess hold works as well, like a cargo hold.
I am pooped, just went for a run.
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 30 August 2015 - 01:25 AM
Were you being chased? Otherwise, I don't see why you would run.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 30 August 2015 - 01:28 AM
I thought I saw your mum so I had to leg it.
Snack down!
Posted 30 August 2015 - 08:16 AM
...............Car nerd................ now a H6 pilot
Posted 30 August 2015 - 09:21 AM
Morning.
Sunshine!! Might be an 'orright day.
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