August GT

Started by Sven Smergberd, Aug 02 2015 12:34 PM

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#1201 Robert

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 07:16 PM

I bought this seat cover two years ago and I've shit and pissed on it and it's ripped

I want a refund

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#1202 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 07:17 PM

I hear those wankers at supercheap deal with your kind, give them a ring.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1203 Robert

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 07:20 PM

But I actually bought it from repco
But I'm to fucking retarded to read the docket

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#1204 Samwise

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 07:39 PM

Return it to Autobarn in a Supercheap bag, with Repco receipt.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#1205 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 07:44 PM

Fuck I hate those Evo drivers, that work at toyota (or whatever), and hang out with subaru people.

THE WORST!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#1206 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 07:45 PM

I hate all you cubts.

But atleast I don't discriminate.

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#1207 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 07:46 PM

Cubts...

Saw a mate of yours today Samnuts.

Ranga evo driver.

Scary shit yo!

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#1208 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 07:49 PM

I literally have zero fucking want or need to be at work right now, think I might go to shops for a couple of hours and chill the fuck out.

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#1209 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 07:53 PM

Yeah do it man!

Smash a window there or something.

Raaaaaaaah

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#1210 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 08:19 PM

Might go to Channel Nine studio and piss on some cars.

What happens if you fap into someone's windscreen washer bottle? Does it come out the jets?

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#1211 RX25SE

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 09:45 PM

Morning.

Had a cool day forking around with new car shit.

Fk we have come a long way in the last 10 years.

Trialling it up at Autobarn. Mate was needing staff, and im doing nothing, so I went in today, and start tomorrow.

Congrats.

I quit.

Oh....

Man I've been nailed in the back of the head so many times by magpies.

Copped few too.

The other week I had some crazy ass Mynah bird attack the fork out of the side mirror of the hire car, did it two mornings in a row.

Second time it was still going birko at 40kph.

skype interview monday. I'm going to wear no pants and a suit jacket.

And thongs?

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

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#1212 Samwise

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Posted 27 August 2015 - 11:23 PM

Could be worse.

We could all be gay Honda fanboiz..

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#1213 Shaz

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 08:01 AM

Morning cubts.

TFIF and the last day I need to travel into this god forsaken place that they named Sydney CBD instead of Hell.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#1214 Shaz

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 11:23 AM

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#1215 mark300

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 11:29 AM

congrats on the last day shaz. have you taken any shits on desks like a disgruntled seagull?

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#1216 Shaz

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 11:37 AM

Hahaha nah.

I've told 3 customers so far today to come back and see me on Monday thought because I'm busy today.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#1217 Adam

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 11:45 AM

Lol.

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#1218 Harry88

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 01:56 PM

Haha classic

Subaru Forester XT Luxury SG9 MY06

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#1219 Shaz

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Posted 28 August 2015 - 02:05 PM

CMON 3 HOURS

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.