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Started by Sven Smergberd, Aug 02 2015 12:34 PM

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#161 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 10:59 AM

Captain evo is awake.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#162 mark300

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 11:03 AM

thought you would be off on ozevolution sam

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#163 Samwise

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 11:06 AM

I can multi-task.

Also EvolutionOZ is full of race cars.

Makes me sad I don't have $20k+ to build one

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#164 Shaz

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 11:12 AM

Send me 2 payslips, a drivers license and a medicare card.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#165 Adam

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 11:20 AM

Send me 40k and I'll send 20k back

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#166 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 11:22 AM

Shaz is selling Identities to Asylum Seekers again, right now there's a pakistani dying his beard red.

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#167 Shaz

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 11:26 AM

Send me 40k and I'll send 20k back

20k ontop of the original 40?

No worries.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#168 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 11:27 AM

Invest in Zimbabwean currency, it's going to be the next big thing.

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#169 Shaz

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 11:29 AM

Hahaha.

When the enemy has a Barrett M50B and you nope the fsck out.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#170 Jordan

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 11:31 AM

Battlefield? Looks mad haha i've been living under a rock

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#171 Shaz

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 11:32 AM

Yeah Battlefield 4 Operation Locker map.

So good.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#172 RX25SE

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 12:21 PM

Morning.

Can you see that pic Jase?

How about this one?

Not without my glasses.

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

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#173 Harry88

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 01:45 PM

Yeah Battlefield 4 Operation Locker map.

So good.

Should probably get back into that but to many other games to play.

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#174 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 01:59 PM

Should probably get back into that but to many other games to play.

too*

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#175 Shaz

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 02:13 PM

I've been SMASHING out Rocket League lately. That game is sofarkingaddictive.

Its like Fifa, but with cars.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#176 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 02:16 PM

Its like Fifa, but with cars.

Do you wait for another car to go past, then rip a wheel off from the other side of the car, just to try and get a penalty?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#177 Shaz

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 02:44 PM

kinda

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.