Christmas GT

Started by Sven Smergberd, Dec 02 2015 07:45 AM

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#261 B4TT

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 02:44 PM

Haha, Tony Abbot recently bought a second hand fridge of a chick that the mrs knows.

An intellectual equal? (the fridge)...

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#262 Shaz

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 02:45 PM

I dunno about equal.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#263 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 02:46 PM

It was on Twitter Shaz, try to keep up m8!

Beer,Fap and Haircut on the agenda this afternoon.

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#264 B4TT

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 02:50 PM

All at the same time?

It is actually considered really good manners to fap for the hair dresser - it is a mark of respect.

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#265 Shaz

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 02:52 PM

Haha was it?

Yep, I think I might give the gym a miss today, and go get a haircut/fap

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#266 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 02:58 PM

Squeeze the puss out under the apron/bib thing and gaze sexually at yourself in the mirror whilst mouthing dirty talk and winking.

It's good to refer to yourself in the third person too.

Hair dressers love that shit. In fact they expect it.

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#267 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 03:06 PM

Fapcuts are a thing now, I'm sure of it.

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#268 Shaz

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 03:09 PM

Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my cock holster and a 9-iron up my poop chute. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to start shoving my old dirt road. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? If I don't audition the finger puppets to get my spaff sliming from my slime hole, his devil's bagpipe is going to leave my furburger resembling Pete Burns' lips. My depravity cavity was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The slamming of my poo pipe was so vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his purple beaver buster deep in my chocolate starfish.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#269 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 03:19 PM

Fuck dude, props.

I usually wrap a thick red elastic band around my nuts and drop a half brick on the nob.

Call me old fashioned but it gets the job done.

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#270 B4TT

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 03:19 PM

Hahah Shaz. hahaha

Sounds pretty similar to Jaws - he needs Gerbils and 9 irons in his bum hole to keep his cock holster sliming.

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#271 Shaz

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Posted 10 December 2015 - 03:26 PM

50shadesgenerator ftw

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.