This topic is lockedYeah, maybe I'll tell them about communism, and then revisit in a few years to see if it caught on.
Will be interesting to see some Sri Lankans who aren't on an asylum boat or selling me fuel.
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Started by Sven Smergberd, Dec 02 2015 07:45 AM
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 07:44 AM
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 07:50 AM
Indeed.
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 08:17 AM
My new years resolution is the same as every other year.
Start thinking about a new years resolution for the following year.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 08:48 AM
Guy I work with, his new years resolution was to always order creme brulee if it was on the menu - no matter how he felt about it.
Probably the best resolution I've ever heard.
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 08:55 AM
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 09:26 AM
I like Donald Trump and want him to run the world. I also like penguins and iguanas and the occasional echidna. Feed me enchiladas while I hang with my echidnas and listen to the best of 80's bollywood sound tracks! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT!!!
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 09:26 AM
Morning.
I wonder if that thing fires rock salt as well as table salt?
Neighbours cat is pissing me off, meows late at night and shits under the bedroom window.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 09:28 AM
Was just reading some Trump stuff. Looks like Hillary will win at this stage.
Morning.
I wonder if that thing fires rock salt as well as table salt?
Neighbours cat is pissing me off, meows late at night and shits under the bedroom window.
I for one am willing to find out. Flies are bad here this year.
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 09:29 AM
Fuck that gun is awesome
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 09:32 AM
Morning.
I wonder if that thing fires rock salt as well as table salt?
Neighbours cat is pissing me off, meows late at night and shits under the bedroom window.
Flame thrower.
I for one am willing to find out. Flies are bad here this year.
You think they are bad there!!!!!
I walked out onto the farmcony the other night and there were two flies buzzing around me. Shocking... pure shocking.
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 09:39 AM
Yeah not that bad, but not great.
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 09:51 AM
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 09:57 AM
Why, honestly.
I hope the person responsible for this abortion is in pure agony right now - that is how much I hate that person.
What a chronic piece of shit.
OH LOOK AT MY FUCKED CAR!!! THE TYRES DON'T FIT AND THE FUCKING WHEELS ARE FALLING OFF!!!
Abortion, absolute abortion.
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 09:59 AM
Sweg
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 10:06 AM
My front bat is the wrong colour
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 10:10 AM
nah its mad
A++ would own
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 10:12 AM
Yep, i'd have that.
Although, that other one seems more tempting..........
Nah Porsche for sure
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 10:22 AM
My front bat is the wrong colour
Heh. Your front bat.
nah its mad
A++ would own
Don't make me wish a horrible death on you.
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Posted 11 December 2015 - 10:25 AM
Hey, I never said I'd leave it like that if I owned it.
I would 100% make some modifications to it the day I bought it, starting with pouring 20L of petrol over it and lighting it.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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