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[Richo]

No.. but I do see it a little

[Morgan]

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Just quietly, some female flight attendants are mega hot!

[ams]

female

Glad you clarified.

Imagine if they were covered in butter and they went to grab your boarding pass (not your penis) and it slipped out of their buttery hands and you had bread that you could just wipe on their face for the butter.

Hmm, im hungry.

[CodeBurn3r]

I was dead set on working at an Airport for ages... then the next time i went it was all chubby gay men... i lost the urge to want to work there again lol

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That shit goes down all the time at Adelaide Airport.

[CodeBurn3r]

On a Friday not too long ago, one of my friends left her keys in the door of her car while it was parked at our busiest train stations carpark.
On Sunday night when she returned, it was still there - she hadnt even reaslied she lost her keys.

In other words an alarm system around here would be a waste of money!

so errm, where do you live again Morgs?

[Morgan]

Central Coast

Adelaide

Lol at Butter attendant

[B4TT]

AMS loves the Butterface girls (but her face)

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4 hour delay on the plane so far. My guess is that one of the wheels has fallen off.

[Morgan]

AMS loves the Butterface girls (but her face)

[ams]

Hahaha you picked his girlfriend, lol.

[skillionaire]

then the next time i went it was all chubby gay men... i lost the urge to want to work there again lol

That shit goes down all the time at Adelaide Airport.

Ha.

[skillionaire]

I think I know what really happened on your plane Waltz...

Airline Steward at JFK Pulls Emergency Chute, Flies Coop
By JONATHAN DIENST, PEI-SZE CHENG and HASANI GITTENS
Updated 6:18 PM EDT, Mon, Aug 9, 2010

A flight attendant ran out of patience on a plane that just landed at JFK on Monday afternoon, so he allegedly cursed a blue streak over the p.a. system, grabbed some beers, pulled the emergency chute, slid down and ran from the plane, sources said.

Jet Blue employee Steven Slater was working on Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh to Kennedy Airport, which landed at around 12 p.m., when he got into a verbal altercation with a passenger, law-enforcement sources said.

Following a heated exchange, the flight attendant told off the entire plane on the public address system, activated an emergency chute near the back of the plane and jumped down the evacuation slide and ran for it.

The argument began when one of the 100 passengers on the flight, got up early to get his luggage from an overhead compartment, according to sources. Slater told the passenger to sit back down -- but, as he approached, Tom Walter continued to pull his belongings down and struck him in the head with her bag, authorities said.

Slater asked for an apology but the Waltz cursed him out, saying in effect "go fuck yourself" or calling him a "ALEXFUCKER," according to law enforcement sources who are still sorting out the specifics. Then Slater got on the flight's announcement system and allegedly cursed out everyone on the plane -- especially the person who mouthed off to him, according to law enforcement sources he said "Waltz is a poo poo head".

When his tirade was through, he then took a some beers from the galley and pulled the emergency chute and slid off the Embraer 190 plane. According to police sources, he threw his luggage down first and said something to the effect of "there goes 28 years," before he took the plunge.

After getting down the slide, Slater took off into the terminal, law-enforcement sources said. The steward was "having a bad day," sources said.

Slater was later arrested at his home in Belle Harbor, Queens by Port Authority officials. He was found by police in a sexual embrace with Alex S**********, sources said.

He is being charged with 2nd-and 4th-degree criminal mischief, 1st- and 2nd-degree reckless endangerment and criminal trespass in the 3rd degree, according to a spokeswoman for Queens DA Richard Brown. Slater faces up to 7 years in prison if convicted.

No one was injured in the incident. JetBlue, in a statement, added, "At no time was the security or safety of our customers or crewmembers at risk.

[ams]

I heard that plane they towed away crash into the hangar. Lucky you weren't in a plane crash Walts.

[B4TT]

Walts would already have stalked the plane out - hed know that

[skillionaire]

Story is pretty revealing.

[Morgan]

Lol

Tom Walter continued to pull his belongings down and struck him in the head with her bag, authorities said.

[ams]

Hah serves me right for not reading / paying attention to Nik's posts...haha. Still can't spell my last name.

[Richo]

I can't even remember how to say your lastname