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Walts: Your PPD must far exceed that of me and Alex's though. You can take solace in that.

I doubt that, your PPD would be equal with mine because you have been a member for much longer and have only picked up posting in the last year or so.

[skillionaire]

Damn straight. Plus, people banging on the glass and taking flash photos up against the glass in the dark/deep water fish areas.

Cockheads.

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other peoples kids... best contraceptive ever!

What?

Do you put them on like a condom?




I don't get it...

[Morgan]

other peoples kids... best contraceptive ever!

Haha.
Cept my parents kids. They are mad dogs

[skillionaire]

Walts: That's the exact reason that mine will be much lower than yours, as it will be calculated from my OG join date. Thus, I am sitting somewhere around six a day, and I believe you're up around ten.

[B4TT]

How was the Aquarium Nik?
Other than said annoyances

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other peoples kids...

Do you put them on like a condom?

[skillionaire]

It was OK. It cost us $70 for the two of us. We wandered through quite quickly I suppose and it ate an hour and half, I could have stayed for a lot longer if it weren't for the rodents everywhere. I was really surprised that they were selling things like popcorn and other messy hot food half way through the place - so there was shit all over the floor. If it were quieter we would have enjoyed it much more.

I just had a thought that we might try and go back tonight on the same ticket, it's open until 8pm, I think it'd be pretty cool at night - hopefully no/less kids.

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Steal a shark for me.

Use its flippers to get down.

[skillionaire]

Done.

[B4TT]

What are you going to do with a shark? you don't even have a tank or pool to put it in..... I suggest you get Keira to spend a bit more time digging in your yard until Nik returns, cement it in then fill it with salt water - might work, might just work.

How will Nik get the shark on the plane? not sure sharks count as carry on baggage? anyone want to ring and check?

[aekOne]

Anyone want to make their car lebspec?

Chek out muh kha bru
Ennywun wun a khebab
I gawt fhree 20" subbs in da bak, yo

Surely it's illegal to have one of these in your possession, especially one with the locks removed

http://cgi.ebay.com....=item1e5e6b326d

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Clearly he can save the monies on plane tickets by just riding the shark back.

Better than having a kid crying in the seat next to you.

[Morgan]

Surely it's illegal to have one of these in your possession, especially one with the locks removed

http://cgi.ebay.com....=item1e5e6b326d

Lol wont ask how he came into possession of that?

[B4TT]

Clearly he can save the monies on plane tickets by just riding the shark back.

Better than having a kid crying in the seat next to you.

What will Alisha do? and I am sure sharks are a bit slower then planes - they probably only cruise at like 30 or something compared to 900+ ...

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Do I have to think of everything?

Gee'z.

[B4TT]

Well he is stealing the shark for you - so yes

[Morgan]

I dont think this photo has any relevance to anything.

[buzzda]

Waltzy going hard for top poster overall.

You're not far off.

I might just mod you -1000 posts, just for shnitz and giggles.

Lol, reset to 0.

other peoples kids... best contraceptive ever!

Bahahahaha

What?

Do you put them on like a condom?




I don't get it...

ahahahahahahaha, thick as 2 short planks you are

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....w....t....f?

LINK

A devoted dad illegally killed his young son in a drink-drive crash described by police as "catastrophic".

How the shit do you not illegally kill someone?

EDIT: and don't say an accident.