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#25161 buzzda

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:47 PM

Your face isn't necessary...

neither is your penis...

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:48 PM

neither is your penis...


What penis?

I was ordered by Morgan to have it removed.

Now I have a Vag and Balls.

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:49 PM

Dunno why... Morgs doesn't even like vag.

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:49 PM

Dunno why... Morgs doesn't even like vag.


He still likes the balls though.


A penis just gets in the way.

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:51 PM

Maybe that's why he's shitting more often these days? You removed your penis so are no longer jamming his colon up... :sarcastic:

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:52 PM

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:52 PM

You should make a pen out of your detatched member

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:54 PM

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:55 PM

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:56 PM

Tits on a Azn.

That's weird.

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:00 PM

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Tits on a Azn.

That's weird.


But great to see

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:00 PM

Just bang him and don't tell your friends that there is tackle there :P

 


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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:00 PM

Just got a mad cheeky smile from a hot mum... :P

Morgan: Pulls up at post box, gets out of car and notices someone else has pulled in right behind him
MILF: Gets out of her car and looks at Morgan
Morgan: Smiles out of politeness, walks towards PO box
MILF: Walks towards PO box. All the while keeps looking at Morgan and cheeky-smiling.
Morgan: How you doin'?

Bahaha

I only assume shes a milf. She looked late 20s-early 30s and drove a late 90s Pajero...

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:02 PM

She was obviously asking you to stick it in her bum.

 


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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:04 PM

Clearly!

Morgan: Walks back to Territory and drives off
MILF: Briskly gets back into Pajero and drives off right behind him!

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:04 PM

Honestly, I answered no to start with.


Great conversation guys, clearly I need to up my monthly limit to keep this stuff in check. Poo and penis seems to be all you guys talk about when I'm not here.

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:04 PM

Morgan, she obviously thought you were older because you were driving an Outback.

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:04 PM

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:05 PM

Also, Morgan noticing other girls for the first time is exciting. Fuck dude, you're getting married!

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 03:05 PM

Morgan, she obviously thought you were older because you were driving an Outback*.


*Territory

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