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[B4TT]

You dont like boobs? thats ok - more for me !

[skillionaire]

Eck. No page reload, I was referring to the other image. Whatever though. I'm cool like that.

[B4TT]

haha Nik-B-Kool.
Fuck this im out.. I need beer - perhaps the Lowenbrau.. see where I end up! last night off then tomorrow I am working 8am-4pm... few hours off then back to work till 6am the next morning I think I MAY be tired on Sat.. perhaps a touch homicidal.

[skillionaire]

Drugs.

[B4TT]

Lol. Are you suggesting I should take some?

[skillionaire]

I think the rigours of an employment schedule such as yours and mine really only leads us to the conclusion that without taking hard core class A drugs we will not be able to be a valuable member of the Australian work force for the betterment of our nation.

Don't you love your country?

Just make sure you remember to order me those bags of fertiliser.

[skillionaire]

Also, for some reason this happened...

[B4TT]

haha Nice one Nik.. order done!!

[RX25SE]

TOP PRIORITY FOR IMMEDIATE BROADCAST


SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING - MELBOURNE AREA

for DAMAGING WIND, FLASH FLOODING and LARGE HAILSTONES
For people in the Inner, Eastern, Northern and parts of the Western and Outer East Local Warning Areas.


Issued at 2:02 pm Thursday, 2 December 2010.


Severe thunderstorms are likely to produce damaging winds, very heavy rainfall, flash flooding and large hailstones in the warning area over the next several hours.


Locations which may be affected


include Caulfield, Craigieburn, Footscray, Glen Waverley, Greensborough, Melbourne City, Melton, Preston, Ringwood, St Albans and Sunbury.


The State Emergency Service advises that people should:
* Keep clear of fallen power lines.
* secure any loose objects in the vicinity of your home.
* keep away from creeks and drains.
* do not drive vehicles through flooded areas.
* stay indoors if possible.
* Avoid using the phone during the storm.
* if you are outside, avoid sheltering under trees
* listen to the radio for storm updates
* switch off your computer and electrical appliances


The next warning is due to be issued by 3:00 pm.


A more general severe thunderstorm warning is also current for the Central, South West, Northern Country, North Central, North East, Wimmera and parts of the East Gippsland, Mallee and West and South Gippsland districts.

hope everyone in melb has their cars covered... its looking pretty hektic out my window!

Thanks Ty.

We are flooded here at work.
The bottom of the street is a lake!
I have NEVER seen so much water gather so quickly.

[Hypnotic]

I missed the entire storm, was inside at work, barely knew that there was a storm until we had a blackout for a few seconds.

Car sits in underground carpark so it didn't get a bath.

[RX25SE]

I missed the entire storm, was inside at work, barely knew that there was a storm until we had a blackout for a few seconds.

Car sits in underground carpark so it didn't get a bath.

You're just up the road from me.
Its lucky the underground carpark didn't fill up with water. Then it would have had a bath!

[B4TT]

Ahh Beer.. I had a change of plans earlier - had to come home so Telstra could fix my home line - get this... problem was someone unplugged my connection at the exchange for no apparent reason! The tech fixed it then come to my place to test the line etc afterwards said that it was un-plugged neatly and on purpose and suspects it was a contractor trying to make work for themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ams]

Hurricanes, ribs, good.

They weren't that slow, bit limited on beer choice but amazing ribs.

[Dylan]

I declare war on Dylan. Henceforth we are at war.

War waged from your bedroom, or the internet on the phone? Sure as shit ain't gonna be somewhere that we have a cruise / dinner or anything !

[B4TT]

Hahaha you win the first battle! good call bro, good call.
Nah seriously when I am not completely fucked from pulling constant 70-80 hour work weeks I would love to come out more.

[Shiv]

Spotted this on my way into the city today:




Some clown in a Corolla.

[B4TT]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! nice one Shiv

[Dylan]

qatar for world cup 2022? Seriously! One vote for aus

[B4TT]

Yeah I felt a bit let down that we ONLY GOT ONE VOTE! seriously why do they not like us?
I don't get why these organisations want to continuously put events into shitty third world countries... I wouldn't be going to some poor ass country to watch sport.

I can understand that they want to give these poor nations a chance to host something good but it just keeps on ending in tears - not to mention the security risk that it presents.

ahh well.

[aekOne]

haha nice one shiv!

AUSTRALIA GOT BONED!!!