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#30821 Shaz

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 04:15 PM

When i was working for wankpac i almost got locked in a vault... scary shit. those doors weigh a shitload yet they swing so easily... would have been a very long lonely night stuck inside :(

Shaz, do you test your pop up sheilds?
they are loud as and so quick... except when a hose pops off and they fall back down... haha i used to work around that stuff... one guy had his arm broken when it went off.. idiot was reaching over when we were putting it up, lets just say elbows arent meant to bend both ways.


Yeah we have a massive fsckoff walk in safe. Its always locked open when its open so you can't accidently get locked in. But yeah, would be a hell boring night.

We don't have the pop up shields at our branch. We have one of the new style ones with the floor-mount safes, so its completley open plan. But, when i worked at the Dee Why branch when i first started, they have the pop up shields, and i was sitting next to one before i knew they had to be tested. Someone yelled "CLEAR" and i was like "Wtf?" next thing i know there is a half a tonne metal wall flying towards the ceiling and what sounded to me like a massive artillery cannon going off in my ear. Those things are scary as shit.

One of the old timers who has been at the bank for like 80 years was telling me ages ago one of the branches got held up, and the dude put a baby on the screen, and said to the teller "Lets see you activate the shields now" (Star Wars, Hoth styles) and she couldn't do it as it would have smashed the baby into the roof. He ended up getting away with a fair bit of cashish.

Pretty hectic stuff. Apparently those shields have the hydraulic force equivalent to like 5 tonnes of pressure or something. I can imagine that dudes elbow got all kinds of messed up if it got caught in it.

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 04:39 PM

Bank vault stories?

Adelaide?


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Hahahahaha

#30823 Morgan

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 06:52 PM

There's like 4...


What about all the ones off camera?

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 07:19 PM

What about all the ones off camera?


Sorry, I'm not superman. I can't see them.

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 08:07 PM


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Posted 06 January 2011 - 08:57 PM

WHAT'S UP CLUB SUBY???

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 09:00 PM

Sorry, I'm not superman. I can't see them.


Being superman, Im not allowed to comment...

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 09:01 PM

Being superman, Im not allowed to comment...


Some say... Superman's grammar has dropped since he's become married...

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 09:12 PM

It's after 10...
Always exceptions to the rule
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Posted 06 January 2011 - 11:26 PM

http://vimeo.com/18213921

Bastard!

I was about to post that shit up!

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 12:44 AM

:D It's probably just me, but I tend to find a majority of modern cars just down right offensive looking compared to these classics :D

 


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Posted 07 January 2011 - 07:58 AM

Happy pub day boys!

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:19 AM

LOL, Not for me - I am rostered to work until 1 am... :( no pub day for me.

God I actually have a dead set busy day here ahead of me! its criminal.

 


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Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:21 AM

LOL, Not for me - I am rostered to work until 1 am... :( no pub day for me.

God I actually have a dead set busy day here ahead of me! its criminal.


Busy for Josh - Looking up some crazy new version of pr0n, and then posting it on here.

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:26 AM

Someone has to do it! haha.

The king of all things grotty is actually still on holidays haha.

Nah I do have some pretty important shit to get done today - I think it is one of those tasks that you get given and are told not to go home until it is completed :(

 


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Posted 07 January 2011 - 09:12 AM

WAKE UP SUBYCLUB!

Nikko, how was your Mrs' 21st??

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 09:14 AM

Wakey wakey hands off your penis.
MORNING
Freaking stoked its Friday.
Work is crap.
OzFoz cruise Sunday

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 09:15 AM

WHO YOU TELLING TO TAKE THEIR HANDS OFF THEIR PENIS!

Gosh! can't even fondle ones self nowdays without being told off for it.

 


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Posted 07 January 2011 - 09:18 AM

Sorry, I meant hands off my penis.
I enjoyed it for a while but I need to get back to work...

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 09:18 AM

OzFoz cruise Sunday



Speaking of Forestor's. Do you guys have Forestor Turbo ambulances? SA does.

For quick emergency response, apparently they get to an accident 40% quicker than the big Merc's.






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