General Thread - Closed! Please use newer GT

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#45341 Jordan

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 08:55 PM

Were just kidding, don't actually do it.
It's illegal and if you goto jail, you won't be able to drive your Subaru.

Cheers,
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Only thing that makes it not worth it

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#45342 Shaz

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 08:58 PM

And the jail bit too.

Seriously, if you want extra cash, think of something that people will buy and put it into place.

I'm currently designing some womens high heel shoes, with a detachable heel.

How many chicks do you hear complain about having to walk home in heela after a party?

BOOYAH! Take off the heels, put em in ya handbag, win.

Cheers,
Shazza

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#45343 DukeNik'em

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 08:59 PM

You're at highschool....every second kid is a customer....a dumb customer. Ground up some panadol spray it with fly spray and sell it as mdma.

Man, I need a disclaimer.

If thy tint is dark and thy wheels are black thou car be declared b11tchin'

So you can run it on 6psi with an rx fuel pump?

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#45344 Hypnotic

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 08:59 PM

thats a crazy idea Shazwazza!!

...note to self, steal Shaz's idea

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#45345 Jordan

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 08:59 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^
MIND = BLOWN

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#45346 Morgan

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 08:59 PM

I'm currently designing some womens high heel shoes, with a detachable heel.

Haha this is a whole bunch of win!!!

I hate having to walk home in heels...

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#45347 Shaz

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:00 PM

thats a crazy idea Shazwazza!!

...note to self, steal Shaz's idea

Note to all - patent pending already. :-)
But seriously Morgs, ask KT if she'd buy a pair.
Cheers,
Shazza

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#45348 CodeBurn3r

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:01 PM

so i got home just before.. chick that parks next to me asks if i know anything about what happened last night?

in our carport, 3 out of the 5 cars were smashed into (passenger window)
both that were not broken into were mine lol

last night i heard the alarm going off, but i though FFS AGAIN! im going to give her a mouthful tomorrow, im sick of that alarm being too sensitive (goes off every time i start my car and other random time)
well turns out that is when they were having windows smashed...

kinda feel bad now, i was awake and didn't bother going out cause it happens so often (the alarm going off)
lucky for me though... i left laptop and a shitload of stuff in the work ute... would not have been good if that was stolen.. boss would have had my arse for loosing new work phone (had it 1 day) and laptop haha

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#45349 Hypnotic

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:01 PM

Haha this is a whole bunch of win!!!I hate having to walk home in heels...

You would think this would surprise some

Note to all - patent pending already. :-)But seriously Morgs, ask KT if she'd buy a pair.Cheers,Shazza

Damn you!!! good thinking

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#45350 AussieTemplar

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:02 PM

Toys R Us helped me afford my Liberty at 16

25 hours a week, Saturday + Sunday penalty rates = $450/week.. times that by 52.. $25k/year

not bad for a 16 year old!

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Get out of my thread.

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#45351 DukeNik'em

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:02 PM

And the jail bit too.

Seriously, if you want extra cash, think of something that people will buy and put it into place.

I'm currently designing some womens high heel shoes, with a detachable heel.

How many chicks do you hear complain about having to walk home in heela after a party?

BOOYAH! Take off the heels, put em in ya handbag, win.

Cheers,
Shazza

Most ex's just took off the shoes.

Design an iPhone app, sell it for 99c a pop, sell it 20,000 people in one week and you're laughing..

If thy tint is dark and thy wheels are black thou car be declared b11tchin'

So you can run it on 6psi with an rx fuel pump?

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#45352 Morgan

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:03 PM

Lucky man, Ty!

How'd the date with the park chic go?

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#45353 Shaz

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:04 PM

Most ex's just took off the shoes.

True, but if they had a detachable heel option, I bet they'd rather walk in shoes then bare feet.

Cheers,
Shazza

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#45354 DukeNik'em

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:07 PM

True, but if they had a detachable heel option, I bet they'd rather walk in shoes then bare feet.

Cheers,
Shazza

The shoes are still uncomfortable even without heels....so I've heard.

If thy tint is dark and thy wheels are black thou car be declared b11tchin'

So you can run it on 6psi with an rx fuel pump?

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#45355 Jordan

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:07 PM

Toys R Us helped me afford my Liberty at 16
25 hours a week, Saturday + Sunday penalty rates = $450/week.. times that by 52.. $25k/year not bad for a 16 year old!

Not working 25 Hours a week, but pizza shop helped me afford my Lib. New Job Soon.

Most ex's just took off the shoes.

Design an iPhone app, sell it for 99c a pop, sell it 20,000 people in one week and you're laughing..

Mate of mine tried this, didnt work too well. but did you hear about that guy who made the parking meter app.

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#45356 DukeNik'em

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:10 PM

Toys R Us helped me afford my Liberty at 16
25 hours a week, Saturday + Sunday penalty rates = $450/week.. times that by 52.. $25k/year not bad for a 16 year old!

I used to earn that, plus whatever I made dealing.

16 was a good f**king age. Back when girls had no self esteem and strong knees.

If thy tint is dark and thy wheels are black thou car be declared b11tchin'

So you can run it on 6psi with an rx fuel pump?

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#45357 Jordan

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:12 PM

Back when girls had no self esteem and strong knees.

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#45358 CodeBurn3r

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 09:15 PM

i actually stood her up lol
was too tired after work, and then it started raining so i just bailed on home... plenty of fish in the sea i guess,
on this note, do you think it would be inappropriate to play hot for teacher at a school?

cause i swear.. some of these teachers are SMOKING! work laptop has a web cam.. from now on i will set it to record.. cause god damn the assistant principal at the school today was HOT! wearing the right semi formal uniform also!

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