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#48241 Shaz

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 10:57 AM

I hate it when you're talking to someone, and they automatically assume the worst thing possible, then bar you, before you've actually had a chance to explain the reasoning behind what you've said / finish what you were saying.

Ignorant people **** me.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:01 AM

I hate it when you're talking to someone, and they automatically assume the worst thing possible, then bar you, before you've actually had a chance to explain the reasoning behind what you've said / finish what you were saying.

Ignorant people **** me.


Cops ask you about that nice lady you picked up in the cross last night?

Psshyeah, that'll happen.

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:03 AM

"Hey there sexy legs" isn't really the sort of thing you deserve the chance to explain, Shintz.

DAMN YOU ALEX!

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:04 AM

DAMN YOU ALEX!


You got BEANED biiatttch!

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#48245 Shaz

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:11 AM

Do you guys know why some women dont need a drivers license?

Because there isn't a road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
 


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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:13 AM

As a woman, i'm sure Walts would take offence to that.

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#48247 Morgan

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:13 AM

You know why their feet are small?

So they can get closer to the sink

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:15 AM

You know why their feet are small?

So they can get closer to the sink

Wow Morgs.

You've changed since you got married!!

I've also noticed a beer gut on you, and your liking for football!

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:16 AM

Haha! Only the real football :)

But seriously, my wife has tiny feet and tiny hands.

At least it makes me feel good about myself

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:18 AM

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:21 AM

At least it makes me feel good about myself


Doesn't hurt when she puts her hands in your......


Hey Nik why are you saying "OMG" and yes that would have to be one good beer.

btw - that's walts' black car you can see through the crack in the window.

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:25 AM

btw - that's walts' black car you can see through the crack in the window.


And he's in there testing the vibrational integrity of the gear shifter lever.

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:27 AM

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:58 AM

Hahaha, that box thing is awesome.

Google "Field Vajina"

You need a rubber glover, and a heated up, rolled up towel. Walts My mate made one and reckons it was epic.

Apparently they are standard issue in the Army for offshore expeditions.

Winning.
 


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#48255 Morgan

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 12:05 PM

Apparently they are standard issue in the Army for offshore expeditions.


Shirlz?

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 12:06 PM

Hahaha, that box thing is awesome.

Google "Field Vajina"

You need a rubber glover, and a heated up, rolled up towel. Walts My mate made one and reckons it was epic.

Apparently they are standard issue in the Army for offshore expeditions.

Winning.

Dude.


That's called a fifi.


lols.


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Posted 11 May 2011 - 12:08 PM

Dude.


That's called a fifi.


lols.


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HAHAHAHA I remember you telling me about a doc at work that swears by those things!

#48258 Alex

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 12:09 PM

Wasn't a doc. It was a tech assistant.


Sad kent.

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 12:13 PM

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=Y6IY0RPK


HAHAHAHAHA awesome. Bahahahahahaha

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 12:15 PM

Stir fry left overs for lunch.
EPIC WINNING

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