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[B4TT]

AMS, I found out your dirty little secret

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I wanna eat your children!

[ams]

I wanna eat your children!

MJ's final words...

God bless his lil' plastic heart.

[B4TT]

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Office Dares

One-Point Dares
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

Three-Point Dares
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.

Five-Point Dares
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness,I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika.
15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight".

[B4TT]

LOL surely it cant be real

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lol

[Morgan]

i wish i sound at work! both of them look hillarious!

[ams]

lol

That is some SEXY underwear!

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Headphones at work FTW! Well one earphone actually

[B4TT]

Yay my car should be coming home from the repairs tomorrow see if I can keep it at home for longer then a week this time without someone decided that parking INTO my car is a good idea

[Scuba-Roo]

Yay my car should be coming home from the repairs tomorrow see if I can keep it at home for longer then a week this time without someone decided that parking INTO my car is a good idea

oh lucky you! im worried a similar thing will happen with me, i had two people just change lanes or pull out in front of me when i was getting quotes...

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[CRUISN]

Hahaha, Love the Terry Tate office vids.

[CodeBurn3r]

Has anyone dealt with this place before? http://www.saleonlin...categoryid=1711

i emailed them and the guy has replied saying he will look at what reo's they have but the cover is $202 and he has one in white and its only $25 postage for both a reo and cover!

i called all the Melbourne suby places i could find this morning.. EKW is the only one that said they can get me a brand new cover (probably not painted) for $400

[SUBARU]

Seems like a decent price! Go for it!

[Scuba-Roo]

won't a reo of a gx fit?

[CodeBurn3r]

nope, doesnt have foglight support section... i am yet to remove the cover on mine but thats really all that is fuxored on mine tbh, the passenger side foglight part has bent up and is just about touching the chassis. thoughts on getting the reo fixed?

[XXB4XX]

Josh, what happened to the car? Did you sort out the rubber seals in the car too?

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sooo umm found some pretty interesting news: http://www.news.com....5011761,00.html