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[B4TT]

LOL, Hi Nik! Man wish I was over perth way for that cruise Man of the house The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to Know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you To prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The f@#$%^! funeral director would be my guess."

[Alex]

LOL, Hi Nik!
Man wish I was over perth way for that cruise

Man of the house

The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to

Know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you

To prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,

I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going

to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess


who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The f@#$%^! funeral director would be my guess."

[Morgan]

what do ppl think about the latest Kyle and Jackie O media blitz?

http://news.ninemsn....over-rape-stunt

Sure, Kyle especially has had his fair share of headlines but im with him on this one.
It clearly wasnt their fault and did all they could to amend the situation and provide support for the 'victim'.

[ams]

I can't believe you wasted an entire post on defending that half-wit. I can't believe _I_ wasted a post about YOUR wasted post! God, I better get off the internet.

[Alex]

kyle...who?

[Morgan]

lol that was the point of the post. i dont usually defend him. he usually takes things way too far. but this time he is being hammered for an accident!

[skillionaire]

What's a Kyle?

[ams]

but this time he is being hammered for an accident!

...and the problem here is what exactly???

I'd cry if they didn't string him up in Kings Cross and feed him to the homo's.

[Alex]

...and the problem here is what exactly???

I'd cry if they didn't string him up in Kings Cross and feed him to the homo's.

bowel first?

[Morgan]

bowel first?

i dont even think the homoz would go down there:p
...but for some reason she does...

[Alex]

it's because she has a rather unfortunate surname.

[Shiv]

I hate Kyle but then I love the fact that he stirs so much shit up. But yeh, this time it wasn't really his fault. Although his comment immediately after she outed herself as a rape victim were a bit...errr...questionable. They should find the arsehole who raped that girl in the first place. Isn't that more important?

[Alex]

merrick and rosso much betterer in the gay commercial radio stakes.

[ams]

merrick and rosso much betterer.

Martin/Molloy were better...

[buzzda]

IMO the mother should be shot. she knew her daughter had been raped and still asked if she'd ever had sex... What sort of callous b*tch asks their own kid if they've had sex when they know the kids been raped. The mother, knowing the poor girl had been raped should never have asked for/agreed to the interview.

[Alex]

Martin/Molloy were better...

zemanek/laws were better...

[skillionaire]

Do we still get merrick 'n rosso in WA, Alex?

[Alex]

Do we still get merrick 'n rosso in WA, Alex?

farquedifiknow nik.

[skillionaire]

Laws has one of my all time favourite quotes, re: Michael Jackson (years ago) Only in America can a poor black boy turn into a rich white woman. Zing. Sorry Alex, I meant ams Alex.

[Alex]

Only in America can a poor black boy turn into a rich white woman.

Zing.

gold!