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[skillionaire]

[CodeBurn3r]

The problem is certain women’s increase in physical attractiveness has been disproportional to their increase in psychosis. Luckily for us, a chart exists where we can see just how out of balance the ratio between your hotness and craziness has become – knowledge that can prove to be invaluable over the course of your daily life.

Now if you are female then you probably think to yourself…where do I rank on this scale? Well Barney also provides a very informative quiz you can take to determine your “Crazy” rating…

1. You’re walking down the street and see Matt Damon. You:
a: Gawk from afar and let him pass unbothered.
b: Run up to him and beg to have his babies.
c: Stab him with a pen.

2. You’re driving on the freeway and someone cuts you off. You:
a: Take a deep breath, count to ten, and do a random act of kindness.
b: Hold down your horn and scream obscenities.
c: Stab him with his own broken windshield wiper.

3. You see a kitten stuck in a tree. You:
a: Call the fire department and wait for professional help.
b: Climb up and rescue it, then take it home to join the 125 other cats you currently care for.
c: Stab it with a tree branch.

4. You’re on a date with a fellow and it’s not going well. You:
a: Explain to him you’re just not compatible and offer to split the check.
b: Start a small fire in the ladies’ bathroom thus evacuating the restaurant and ending your date.
c: Finish your decadent five-course dinner, then stab him with a lobster claw.

5. Your boss makes a pass at you. You:
a: Report it to human resources.
b: Go for it, then blackmail him for the rest of his natural life.
c: Stab him with his tie.

6. The barista screws up your double skim, half café, no sugar added caramel macchiato. You:
a: Drink whatever she gives you, so as to not create a scene.
b: Throw the scalding hot beverage into the barista’s face.
c: Stab her with a coffee cup.

7. It’s Christmas, a time of giving, charity, and joy. One of the Salvation Army Santa’s won’t stop ringing the bell in front of your apartment. You:
a: Thank him for doing the Lord’s work and give generously.
b: Tar and feather him from your fifth floor balcony.
c: Stab him with his bell, then steal his bucket.

8. Your grandparents are in town visiting. You:
a: Happily show them around town taking extra special care of them.
b: Berate them for the measly 12 bucks they gave you on last year’s birthday.
c: Stab them with their dentures.

9. You find a wallet in the middle of the street. You:
a: Locate the wallet’s owner and return it as found.
b: Steal the person’s identity and live as them.
c: Locate the wallet’s owner and stab them with their license.

10. Your boyfriend proposes. You:
a: Tearfully admit that you’re already married but not opposed to polygamy.
b: You say, “Honestly, we’ve had a lot of great times together but I just don’t see a future between us” thus breaking his heart… then you pick up the pieces of said broken heart, and stab him with it.
c: Say, “Yes, yes, a million times yes!”

To find your “Crazy” rating, give yourself 0 points for every A response, 1 point for every B, and 2 points for every C. Take that total and divide by two. You now have your crazy number.

Now, using your self-assigned hot number, find your position on the Stinson Hot/ Crazy scale. Remember, you want to find yourself located on the hot side, not the crazy side. If the results are not to your liking, please adjust your appearance or personality accordingly. ”


Welcome to the life of Barney Stinson

[Morgan]

Ha! Im not sure what Mr Evo was implying.
I just assumed a regular suit.

[skillionaire]

[CodeBurn3r]

I may be a traitor.. but i think the Euro's are still not wide enough for the family car http://www.carsales....=1024&silo=1011 and then i come back to these http://www.carsales....id=126C1ED11E1D http://www.carsales....id=126C1ED11E1D

[Morgan]

380's are turd burgers

[CodeBurn3r]

they may not look the best but they do come feature packed for their price and the 5Year factory warranty + 3year extended does give a bit of peace of mind

[RX25SE]

Go the turd burger. '07 23Km and a black series III platinum. All for $16,800. With only 1000 made it may turn into a rare and valuable classic. Then again, maybe not. The last of the Magnas were cheap and very under rated but quite a good car, great for the money. I don't see why a 380 would be any different.

[Morgan]

The last of the Fagnas were cheap and very under rated but quite a good car, great for the money.
I don't see why a 380 would be any different.

Fixed

Ha! Yea they're last ones arent too bad! The older ones are big crap boxes. Heavy, sloshy, and V6 etc.

My mate had a 1996 TR/TS and it went through 3 engines! It was always blowing out smoke no matter what he did to fix it. Whenever i see one on the rd it often has the same problem. Whatever the problem is! He got about 300kms out of a tank and hated me when i had the Barina and could double that!

Just after i got the suby we did the AAMI defensive driving course and his fagna was one of the worse out there (worst was a EA/EB wagon)!

Needless to say, my mate now drives a suby!! (Foz)

The 380s are probably ok. I just remember the massive hype they created when they came out and they became such a flop! Would explain the prices of them now though

[Morgan]

Legendary and crazy hot scale reference

Hahaha i missed these before!!
*cyber hi-five*






























Nice

[CodeBurn3r]

http://cgi.ebay.com....=item27af2ccbb1 Lols at the comment

[SUBARU]

What a douche. I want to do bad things the the chick in your avatar.

[skillionaire]

Comment is funny. Also, I hope avatar and profile picture are different things on here??? (I have av's turned off BTW)

[RX25SE]

My mate had a 1996 TR/TS

One of the greatest turd burgers.

[aekOne]

[skillionaire]

^^ Hahahaha. My thoughts on the show exactly. Hahaha. In other exciting news, my office chair broke yesterday spewing black grease all over my office floor. Wicked stick!

[skillionaire]

[buzzda]

Passed a new silver GT lib today (going op ways) must admit it didn't look TOO bad actually... alot better than the black ones I've seen in the ads. Fairly sizeable tho. Nik, maybe it's time to hit up Jenny for Men ......... either that or get off the roids!!

[B4TT]

Cigarette make awesome boats!.. I would take that boat and car package

[buzzda]

The million dollar question is.... would the car be capable of towing the boat? (more-so stopping it!)