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[Shiv]

LOL, that is so funny And probably worrying as well... Those crazy Sveeeds

[ams]

Where's the man with the skillz? It's quiet around here. I wanna see more building scribbles.

[ams]

Ahh, Mi Scusi! Mi Scusi!

[robt]

Only Volvo worth looking at

[ams]

The only vulva worth looking at.

[skillionaire]

Sorry Broseppe` - I've been making pasta. First time doing a filled style. Fingers crossed for a winner! Braised beef, spinach, fetta, mushroom and roasted tomato agnoloti. COME ON! WORK!

[Richo]

Dang, that sounds wikkid.. Will be there in a few hours for dinner

[B4TT]

Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work. Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night? Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in 4 minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How about you? Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home. He took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we took a walk for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. After foreplay we had an hour long session of fantastic sex and then we talked for an hour. It was like in a fairytale! At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: Did you have good sex last night? Husband 2: Yes, it was great! I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. What about you? Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I didn't pay the bill. In return I had to take my wife out to dinner and the dinner was so expensive that we didn't have money for a cab. So we had to walk home for an hour - and when we got home, there was no electricity, so I had to light fucking candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't cum for another hour. After I finally did, I was so mad and aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour

[aekOne]

hahaha

[skillionaire]

Glorious morning to all of you.

[Morgan]

http://www.viddler.c...log/videos/553/

[skillionaire]

[ams]

[skillionaire]

I would have to say mine is funnier.

[ams]

Mine's in the butt. Hmm...ok everyone make sure you read the last few posts before mine, out of context could make that confusing.

[skillionaire]

Mine's in the butt.

Just thought I'd quote this before you have a morning coffee and realise it would be a good idea to edit it.

[ams]

Just thought I'd have a morning coffee and it would be a good edit.

Indeed.

Creative quoting.

[Morgan]

Sup

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[ams]

Google Earth found that bastard...