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Fucking lawl! What a wank.

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Fucking lawl! What a wank.

Embed the video mother bitch!!!

You're a jungle theme!

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Embed the video mother bitch!!!

That's your job! What else do you do all day!?

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What else do you do all day!?

Sometimes I call myself "The Booby Watcher". I even have my own comic book. "The Adventures of The Booby Watcher".


Ronnie Shields: Damn, she got some boobies on her.
Wheeler: You sure are a fan of the boobies, kid.
Ronnie Shields: Oh yeah. Sometimes I call myself "The Booby Watcher". I even have my own comic book. "The Adventures of The Booby Watcher".
Wheeler: Okay. You know, I have a theory about boobies.
Ronnie Shields: Really?
Wheeler: Oh yeah. You see, there are as many women as there are men in this world.
Ronnie Shields: True dat, true dat.
Wheeler: And every woman has two boobs, for the most part. So there are twice as many boobs as there are men. We're outnumbered and it's overwhelming. We're powerless, and we have to accept it.
Ronnie Shields: I like yo' take on boobies. And I like boobies.
Wheeler: Kid, you got a lot to learn.
Ronnie Shields: I know what I'm doin'.
Wheeler: Oh really? So you don't realize you've just committed one of the most common rookie boob-watching errors?
Ronnie Shields: What you mean?
Wheeler: Never stare at the boobies, kid. Once you get caught, the game's over.
Ronnie Shields: But how?
Wheeler: It's called training. You know, being aware without drawing attention. You don't think I've noticed those 34 C's in the camouflage tank top setting up a tent directly to the left of us? Or how about those twin cannons hiking up a mountain ridge 50 yards due west? Or the ridge itself? Round mounds of grass shaped like...
Ronnie Shields: Boobies!
Wheeler: Don't look over there. Look here. Focus... You'll get it.

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Ohhhhhhh very rofl. Very very rofl. http://www.collegehu...m/video:1935400

[Morgan]

http://www.collegehu...m/video:1935400

Repost?!

http://www.viddler.c...log/videos/553/

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You're a repost

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Your Mum's a repost.

[skillionaire]

I think it's fair to say that all of your Mothers are reposts.

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I think it's fair to say that all of your Mothers are reposts.

Where's your respect?

[skillionaire]

Ah. I see how this goes. You go the quote move, just to test me. See if I will retract my aforementioned flirtation of disrespect towards those on the forum boards? See if I sit back and wonder, 'have I gone too far? Have I crossed that line that should never be crossed? Must I apologise?'.

Well, you've won. In a way. I have said all that to myself - mainly because I say things in my head as I type them, sometimes outloud if I'm really excited about the comment I'm about to make (that's a story for another time, though)- and after searching my mind and soul for answers, I think maybe I should apologise.

Your Mum's a repost.

Just not to you.

[Richo]

HA!

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It's ok to talk posts as you type them, just don't say LOL or ROFL. I know you love saying that Nik, you love the internet speak.

[Richo]

Is there an iphone app he could use to speak out the post he is making

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There's an iPhone app to solve Global Warming, i use it every morning, makes me feel good about myself.

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Is it iPoop? Best app ever. Chat while you poop.

[Richo]

Chat while you poop.

What, MSN... like you do every time you chat to me

[skillionaire]

Haha, that's because Alex has to hide in the toilet every time he wants to check our awesome posts. As for the internet speak, haha, you bastard. You know I can't get enough of internet speak in real life. It just sounds so much more fluent and time effective over using real words. Real words are about as relevant as people that buy newspapers. Losers. Am I right? ............for reference I am reading The Australian.... wait for it.... ATM!

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............for reference I am reading The Australian.... wait for it.... ATM!

The Australian is too big and bloody hard to read.

Also it probably the most boring newspaper EVER published.

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What, MSN... like you do every time you chat to me

is too big and bloody hard

That's what SHE said.