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[Adam]

Does anyone else get creeped out by soft hand shakers that shake for a long time?

By work, do you mean give birth to a Morgan?

[Morgan]

Haha nah that's still brewing. Won't need to drop it off for another day or two.

I find all soft handshakes creepy
Like a fi$h

[B4TT]

I hate soft hand shakes... fags give soft hand shakes

[Adam]

Sometimes I fail at handshakes, like I'll grab too early and accidentally do a really ***** grab, but I make sure I back it up with firmness to try and regain some credibility! I'm getting better though!

[dflux4]

bhahaha handshakes.....

[B4TT]

yeah.. I knew a dude who would do the three fingers and thumb hand shake... shook like a fuckking fairy.

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But it is a working progress.. should be good for getting some Newz in das future, can comment on articles too which I like.

[Morgan]

It is a touchy thing. One wrong move and it's all over red rover.

I find it awkward when people hold onto your hand for longer than expected and you hand goes limp because you were expecting to let go but they held on. You then tighten your grip again so you don't look gay and you're now not sure when to go loose again. Sometime I accidentally go loose 2-3 times before they let go but when they let go my hand will still be tight on theirs.

[Shaz]

You guys need to learn to shake hands like a bo$$.

Grab the other persons wrist with your hand in a death grip, maintain eye contact until they break it, then release hand.

Thats how its done.

Also, redone a REVS check. No encumbrances, all details match with RTA. Purchased certificate to prove too.

Bring it on Fair Trading. You can't repossess my **** niggas.

Also - Currently mid-morgan

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When I hand shake I grab their testicles with the other hand to see how much of a man they really are.

[Adam]

It is a touchy thing. One wrong move and it's all over red rover.

I find it awkward when people hold onto your hand for longer than expected and you hand goes limp because you were expecting to let go but they held on. You then tighten your grip again so you don't look gay and you're now not sure when to go loose again. Sometime I accidentally go loose 2-3 times before they let go but when they let go my hand will still be tight on theirs.

Haha I know exactly what you mean!

Look at the GT spring into life!

[B4TT]

You told me you used to taste test down there walts... to identify if they were gay or not, tastes fishy.. hes a straight man (say that in your head bear Grylls voice)

[Adam]

There is no way i can even imagine bear saying that!

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Bear loves his women every day of the month.

[Adam]

Yeah he does

[Shaz]

WHEN IN DOUBT, DRINK A CUP OF YOUR OWN PISS

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I always do.

[B4TT]

LOL walts... the menstrual blood and piss drinking convict of Subyclub.

[Morgan]

Sometimes I use my middle finger to tickle the palm of their hand.

[Adam]

Im going to get hids for my high beams, do you guys reckon 4300k or 6000k? I have 4300 in low beam.

[Shaz]

Adam, thats no question for this thread.

Geez.