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#2721 Shaz

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:04 AM

All this stuff about "We are the 99%" is so annoying.

I can't wait till im the 1%.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:08 AM

There is no 99% in Australia.

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:08 AM

If you plug fifty times fifty times zero plus one into your calculator, and get something different than one, come do my tax.

There's your problem right there.

It's 50 PLUS 50, not 50 Times 50.

50+50x0+1=51 that is the only correct answer. Dictated by the order of resolution.

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:09 AM

There isn't even a 99% in Uhm arr ee kaahhh.

50+50x0+1=51 that is the only correct answer. Dictated by the order of resolution.


You can order up whatever you want, but 50 plus 50 times zero equals zero on a calculator.

Right or wrong, it's what happens.

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:10 AM

Sydney Harbour Bridge turns 80 soon! regardless of your thoughts on Sydney, that is kind of cool!
Construction began 23 years after Australian federation.

Its the only NSW road designed with a bit of foresight. Just about every single other motorway or major arterial road has required some sort of expanding or extension after opening.

The police in castle hill are pretty useless in mu opinion
Examples.

Never turned up yesterday
Never turned up when my friend got assaulted and robbed by a 30 year old.

Never turned up when my dad crashed pretty badly.
Never turned up (after 3 days) when my house got spray painted with all this nazi shit and death threats.

I think that we need more cops, cause it deems that when you need them (above) they wont show, but when you're doing something stupid, (speeding , sparkler bombs etc) they all come at you like flies to shit.

My local police are great! Last year the corner shop next to work got robbed. Within 30-seconds there were two police cars on the top of the road. Within 45-seconds an undercover detective rocked up. And within 2-minutes there were a total of 5-cars. Excellent response we thought.

The real issue I think are Ambulances. Unfortunately with my experiences, response times are dismal. REALLY WORRYING. A couple years ago, my grandfather had a serious heart attack. We called 000 and it took them just over an hour to arrive. They arrived in a Subaru Forester which as it turns out, is NOT equipped to transport patients in that sort of a situation. So they had to radio in and wait another 10-minutes for a proper ambulance to arrive.

Really wish they could abandon shit like that stupid carbon tax and pump money where it matters...

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:12 AM

There isn't even a 99% in Uhm arr ee kaahhh.



You can order up whatever you want, but 50 plus 50 times zero equals zero on a calculator.

Right or wrong, it's what happens.

Your calculator hates you and wants to make you look silly. I suggest you teach it some manners and put it on a BBQ. My phone calculator gives me 51.


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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:12 AM

50 + 50 x 0 + 1 = 51. No matter what way you look at it.
Multiplication comes before addition.
Therefore, the equation is:
50 + (50x0) +1 = 51
50 + 0 + 1 = 51
50 + 1 = 51
51 = 51

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:14 AM

You guys in NSW get STIFFED bro.

50 + 50 x 0 + 1 = 51. No matter what way you look at it.
Multiplication comes before addition.
Therefore, the equation is:
50 + (50x0) +1 = 51
50 + 0 + 1 = 51
50 + 1 = 51
51 = 51


I'm not arguing that you guys are correct, my point is, if you plug

50
+
50
x
0
+
1

Into a calculator, it will equal 1.

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:15 AM

You guys in NSW get STIFFED bro.



I'm not arguing that you guys are correct, my point is, if you plug

50
+
50
x
0
+
1

Into a calculator, it will equal 1.



Yeah, no shit we get stiffed.



Also,
what calculator do you use?
and what caveman made it?
my calculator (all 3 of them) say 51. because they are correct.

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:17 AM

The one when I click on my keyboard.

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Also, Posted Image'ing well done for checking three different instruments.

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:18 AM

No.... my phone calculator equals 51 too


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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:18 AM

You guys are too much. I need a drink.

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:18 AM

You guys in NSW get STIFFED bro.



I'm not arguing that you guys are correct, my point is, if you plug

50
+
50
x
0
+
1

Into a calculator, it will equal 1.

Bored of you now.

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:19 AM

Haha. You're a pewff!

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:20 AM

You guys are too much. I need a drink.


Forced Alcoholism.
Winning.


No bloody wrecker has my foglight.
Shit on a stick. what do i do?

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:20 AM

40mins til beer o'clock :D

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:21 AM

Dude, dude..... DUDE. It's five o'clock SOMEWHERE.

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:21 AM

Also,
what calculator do you use?
and what caveman made it?
my calculator (all 3 of them) say 51. because they are correct.


You guy's are all missing the point.

The way Nik has written it, BIMDAS should apply but when entering it into a computer or calculator, it doesn't do it as a formula, it does it as sequential bloody numbers.

50+50 =100
100x0 =0
0+1=1


=1

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:26 AM


You guy's are all missing the point.

The way Nik has written it, BIMDAS should apply but when entering it into a computer or calculator, it doesn't do it as a formula, it does it as sequential bloody numbers.

50+50 =100
100x0 =0
0+1=1


=1

Stupid computer calc yes

Proper calc, phone calc etc....no its still 51

Dude, dude..... DUDE. It's five o'clock SOMEWHERE.

5 o'clock!! Why wait so long? Weekend beer time is 12 ;)

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 10:36 AM

Greatest conversation in GT history.




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