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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:02 AM

@Aidams: Fair call. Noone else will even be here for another two hours, the woofer is craaannnkkkttttttttttttttt.

@Brett: Very evil camber wear. Hope you can find some relatively cheap replacements.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:04 AM


So... it is you?

nah man.

i'm not that big.


i'm actually smaller than you.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:05 AM

W t fook. @ that video. That's some zoolander shit but not funny because they were serious!!!

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:08 AM

You must be on a 12 month crack binge then, because I'm like a rake right naaooo. Trying to stack pounds back on is so hard for me. It's funny how difficult it is to find some sort of helpful literature with regards to GAINING weight. All I can find is weight loss, and weight gain for the sake of body building and crap like that.

I just want another 7-10KG's so I look healthy, I bet I'd feel healthy as well.

On an unrelated note;

Every morning I ask my toilet;

"Toilet, why are you all the way down there when the sink is up here at the perfect height? Perhaps if you were up here I would use you more often"

W t fook. @ that video. That's some zoolander shit but not funny because they were serious!!!


Ha ha ah ahahahahahahahaha it's Posted Image'ing hilarious. No wonder Mosler is suing the clown.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:08 AM

Hahaha, this is the car Mosler is in a lawsuit over, dude doesn't work for Mosler, never has, never will. Bolted a couple turbo's on a Mosler and gave it a new name;



Funniest video I've seen in forkin' ages.

Sure they aren't centrifugal superchargers? Sound like superchargers and the fact it flashes up raptor gt?? At the start makes me think they might be.
Edit : forget I said that actually.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:09 AM

I've put on like 5 kgs since high school!

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:10 AM

You know me well enough by now to know that I have no idea.

This guy seems to though;



This "Raptor GTR" is not even endorsed or made by Mosler. There is actually a lawsuit pending, as the owner of this car J. Todd Wagner is trying to pass this Raptor thing off as a genuine Mosler car. I personally know, through reliable sources in the industry, that Warren Mosler himself has stated Wagner does NOT work for Mosler Automotive. Wagner simply bolted turbos onto an existing Mosler and called it the Raptor GTR. Wagner claims he is "Director of Engineering & Sales" at Mosler Automotive on his LinkedIn page. What a joke...



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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:13 AM

I've put on like 5 kgs since high school!


Myniggah.

I fluctuate between holes on my watch bands almost weekly. Yoyo steeze.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:18 AM

Can't say I'm that bad, I'm just a constant 60kgs!

When I was shop fitting I put on another 5kgs but lost it when I went to a desk job.

My body adapts. I don't exercise I'm not hungry. I exercise and my metabolism goes off!!

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:20 AM

I'm 87 kilos but look fairly skinny.

I don't get it.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:21 AM

That's what has me stumped, I do moderate labour each day, but I play basketball (HARDCOREHEADLESSCHOOKSTYLEZZZ) four times a week. Two of which are games, I run hard enough to spew at the end of some games if need be.

I'm just hardly ever hungry.

That plate I posted + a sammich for lunch was all I ate yitterdee.

I'm 87 kilos but look fairly skinny.

I don't get it.


You look like a marshmallow.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:22 AM

Lol at toilet/sink height. So true though. Although jab you tried taking a Morgan in the sink? Awkward much. And not just socially.

@ Nik - I actually commented to Vic, last time we were down, that it looks like you'd put on some kilos.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:23 AM

Dad shaved his beard this morning.

I now have two mums. Two beardless mums.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:23 AM

You look like a marshmallow.

Thanks, pumpkin.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:24 AM

Dad shaved his beard this morning.

I now have two mums. Two beardless mums.



Haha

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:25 AM

I'm 87 kilos but look fairly skinny.

I don't get it.

Motherfucker, you are heavier than me you fat cnut.

 


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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:25 AM

Dad shaved his beard this morning.

I now have two mums. Two beardless mums.

Funny song that one.

I'm normally around 75kg. Totally skinny trucker. Always have been. I have a pretty epic metabolism. I've been waiting for it to slow down for about 10 years now.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:26 AM

Dad shaved his beard this morning.

I now have two mums. Two beardless mums.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:27 AM

Internet is really not helpful on this issue;

You are not allowed to use that image extension on this community.

@Brett: Yeah, but then think about a couple of weeks ago at the cruise? Gone again.

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Toilet VS sink heights is ridiculous. I am going to install some sort of correctly positioned urinal in my master ensuite when I spec the house out. 3am mercy missions would be so trouble free.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 09:30 AM

18 months ago, I was 102kgs.
Today, I am 69kg.

Hope this helps.




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