General Thread May 2012

Started by AussieTemplar, May 01 2012 06:09 AM

RENDOG-IS-SATAN-HIMSELF

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#3681 Morgan

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:36 AM

Are you getting a new job soon ~~rendog~~ Morgan?

I'd love to. Don't know what to do.

I need some sort of training which not only costs alot of money to get, but means I'd have to take a considerable pay cut to free up the days.

Then again, because of our current living/family situation, it's most definitely the best time to do anything...

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#3682 Brett

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:36 AM

Gumtree nub.

yes but Josh doesn't work for gumtree so the pun is invalid.

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#3683 ams

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:38 AM

$100, but only if it was a new $100 note.

What difference does it make if it's old or new?

Also, no way $100 - unless I can run over your face.

Would that be ok?

it's most definitely the best time to do anything...

How long were you planning on waiting?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#3684 Morgan

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:39 AM

It's a real nice cruiser car. I've taken it up to orange and back and it's so much nicer to cruise than my car haha heaps quiet!

I was actually looking at Gen4's last week to replace the SP20. Something with around 100k kms which we can keep for a while and might even fit a few baby seats in

How long were you planning on waiting?

I hate studying.

So as long as possible

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#3685 Adam

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:39 AM

It most definitely is, Morgan. Otherwise you might find yourself stuck!

It saddens me that dad is selling his Lib for an XV! I feel like I need to save it!

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#3686 Brett

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:39 AM

Considering Shaz is a Banker, a brand new hungy wouldn't be that hard to get. Nice bargaining Ren.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:40 AM

A Jew and a Chinese man walk into a bar. After a while of drinking the Jewish man punches the Chinese man right in the face. "What was that for!" replies the Chinese man. "That was for pearl harbor" he quickly replies. Offended the Chinese man says "You idiot! that was the Japanese! I am Chinese!" The Jewish man says "ehhh, Japanese, Chinese... same thing"

They continue to drink and then all of the sudden The Chinese man punches the Jew and says "That's for Titanic." The Jewish man furiously replies, "What the hell! that was an iceberg you idiot!" The Chinese man cleverly replies, "ehhh... Iceberg, Stienberg, Goldberg, same thing."

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#3688 Adam

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:41 AM

GAY JOKE ABOUT MY PEOPLE!

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#3689 ams

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:42 AM

GAY JOKE ABOUT MY PEOPLE!

Are you angry because it cost you some of your peoples dignity?

Get it???

Cost??/

Cos you're cheap???

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#3690 Morgan

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:42 AM

It most definitely is, Morgan. Otherwise you might find yourself stuck!

I don't want to be stuck!

On-the-job qualifications would be ideal

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#3691 ams

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:45 AM

I hate studying.

So as long as possible

40y/o rendog right there.

Get on it. Studying is gay but the only way you'll get out.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#3692 Morgan

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:47 AM

Sure is, and sure is!

Waiting to hear back from uni after sending them an email last week so hopefully will start something soon...

I have a Cert 3 in business which is better than nothing but I want something more specific!

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:48 AM

Two brothers from Pakistan move to America and when they arrive in New York one brother says to the other, "I am more American than you!" to which the other replies, "No no no no. I am more American than you!"... "No no no... okay, we make a bet, in five years we meet back here at this exact spot and we will see who is more American!" The two brothers shake hands and go on there way.

Five years pass and the two brothers meet again. The first one pulls out his wallet and says, "I am more American than you! You see this? This is a picture of my beautiful blonde all American wife! These are my two children, Bobby and Chris, I just dropped them off at baseball practice and now I am on my was to go pick up a case of Bud Light. How about you? The second brother looks at him and goes.... " Posted Image

you towel-head."

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#3694 Adam

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:51 AM

Cheep cheep!

What are you looking at doing, Morgan?

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#3695 Shaz

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:54 AM

Who wants a brand new $100 note?

I have lots of them. Straight off the production line.

Got my lending audit back today. 9.4 / 10. Like a boss.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#3696 Adam

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:56 AM

Who wants a brand new $100 note?

I have lots of them. Straight off the production line.

Got my lending audit back today. 9.4 / 10. Like a boss.

Are you giving them away?

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#3697 Shaz

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:58 AM

Are you giving them away?

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Yes I am.

In exchange for other currencies which equal to the amount of $100.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.