Two brothers from Pakistan move to America and when they arrive in New York one brother says to the other, "I am more American than you!" to which the other replies, "No no no no. I am more American than you!"... "No no no... okay, we make a bet, in five years we meet back here at this exact spot and we will see who is more American!" The two brothers shake hands and go on there way.
Five years pass and the two brothers meet again. The first one pulls out his wallet and says, "I am more American than you! You see this? This is a picture of my beautiful blonde all American wife! These are my two children, Bobby and Chris, I just dropped them off at baseball practice and now I am on my was to go pick up a case of Bud Light. How about you? The second brother looks at him and goes.... "

you towel-head."