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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:11 AM

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:12 AM

Morning lads.

Nik - nice Prius.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:16 AM

Haha, it doesn't look nice on that angle at all, does it? They don't look like 22's either, the car must be a monolith!

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:18 AM

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What an ugly dog!

Yesterday was one of the worst days at work we've ever had. We even did a good hit of business, but some things that happened made me lose just that bit more faith in mankind.

Well that sounds shit

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:22 AM

Seriously mate, people coming at my Dad and me physically? Abusing children (that were not even theirs, or known to them), complete ignorance for the process that we try to go through in order for everyone to have responsible fun, people threatening to come back and do awful things to my family, people that for some reason accused me of stealing their purse and calling the cops on me

That's not even all of it.

Makes me sick in the guts just to type it out.

I was on the edge of tears yesterday. I'm a dickhead, I was a shit kid, but this shit I would NEVER do. None of these ***** these days have ANY respect.

My Mother and my Father do NOT DESERVE to not only witness, but be targets, from peanut brained peopmdwrgnlk;ghkjeqr gf sedgtdfg

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:25 AM

i, um... i... yeah, thats shit house

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:25 AM

Since when did Cadillac make hatchbacks?

Serious lollzerz.

Ugly dog is a clever dog.


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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:27 AM

Racial abuse to our new chef as well.

Calling one of the nicest blokes on this crazy sphere we call Earth a 'black 'C'' is just not on - yelling it out in front of the thirty odd people that were eating lunch in our restaurant?

NONSENSE.

I was so close to taking up the wanker's offer of meeting in the carpark.

But, in true modern Australian fashion, if I retaliate or escalate in any way shape or form - It's on me, by law. Not the drunk person abusing my family and staff (family also as far as I'm concerned) - ME. It's MY FAULT.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

i, um... i... yeah, thats shit house


Haha, yeah. Sorry blokes, not trying to bring anyone else's day down! Just getting it out of my system a bit.

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Apologies.

@Alex: That's the CTS-V Coupe. A million horsepower or whatever, looks like it was designed in 1987.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:27 AM

Human defects of society.


And now you're started to comprehend why I work in an operating theatre.


When they have a veinful of propofol, fentanyl, and a tube down their throats, I don't have to cop their shit, just merely the aftermath of the stupid actions beforehand.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:28 AM

Not good at all Nik.
As they made threats, do you have any evedence you could take to the police?

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

 


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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:29 AM

Well, this might lighten the mood


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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:31 AM

Chin up bloke. muchos respects for working on the coal face that is retail.


I couldn't do it.


If it were me, I would have gone postal on the scum sucking degenerate of society. But you showed absolute restraint, and you have my admiration, amigo.

Chalk it up as a win, I say. When the wounds heal, it'll add to that rustic veneer of yours, and thicken the skin that little bit.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:31 AM

When I broke my leg and had to catch a taxi to hospital, I had new found respect for health care professionals. My own mates didn't believe that I had a broken leg because we were all so full of drugs and alcohol - the people at the hospital were amazing. They even baked me a cake on the day I left the ward.

Do you get heaps of crew through that are off chops? They told me that because of my heart rate they knew I was on something so I couldn't be seen to for hours. I got put in the basement next to all the beds with cops sitting beside them, and the suicide watch as well. EVIL.

Life changing moments are just that.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:35 AM

Thanks Alex, that's how I'm trying to deal with it!

Not good at all Nik.
As they made threats, do you have any evedence you could take to the police?


We take photos, but to be honest with you, once the camera comes out, the situation always escalates. So it makes it hard for us. Especially knowing we, as shop owners, have no rights at all to lay hands, even in self defence. We are guilty until proven innocent in every single drunken scenario you can imagine.

How stupid is that?

A drunk person can make a statement, while drunk, or after they've sobered up............. how many times have you had to tell a mate what he did last night?

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If it's just at me, that's fine, they called me a skinny lesbian which I thought was pretty funny.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:35 AM

When I broke my leg and had to catch a taxi to hospital, I had new found respect for health care professionals. My own mates didn't believe that I had a broken leg because we were all so full of drugs and alcohol - the people at the hospital were amazing. They even baked me a cake on the day I left the ward.

Did they serve the cake before you left, or after? :P

JOSHIN'

Still a commendable feat what you have gone through. I take it you have debriefed with all that were involved?

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:41 AM

Did they serve the cake before you left, or after? :P

I had a good chuckle at that. :D

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:46 AM

We have lodged an 'incident report' which goes to the Liquor Licence board - this is what's Posted Image'ed up - they are harsher and scrutinise the people that lodge lots of reports, they assume due to incident frequency that said establishment is the root cause - so people in the industry, and I know this as a fact, are scared to lodge the incident report for fear of being targeted by the government.

Cake was a carrot cake, and it was yummy. They knew I'd had my mates bringing me beers everyday so I think I was known to most of the staff by the time my visit was up. I even had a room on my own and even watched a couple of AFL games with the nurses in there. Great people. Still CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDN'T PAY A RED CENT FOR ANYTHING!!! They even thanked me for bringing the crutches + leg brace back...? You guys must see so much SHIT in the world. And I'm complaining about drunks.

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Also, our premier doesn't drink. At all. So WA cops the most RIDICULOUS liquor laws in the world. We are pretty much Muslim over here.

You know shots are illegal here? Layered drinks? They just changed the definition of beer?

Insanity.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:55 AM


You know shots are illegal here? Layered drinks? They just changed the definition of beer?

Someoen tried telling me that no shots is just a "house" rule... I'm like, yeah.. explained who you are and they're like "nuh, he's lying"... I stopped listening to them after that...


So beer isn't Malted barley, hops, water and yeast anymore ?

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:59 AM

Colin went batshit crazy on adjuncts. Ugh.

Lying? Haha. Yeah, because if I could do it legally, I'd purposely make a confrontational situation with every single person that comes through the door. I love that shit?

Hahahaha, I dare you to listen to this whole song;






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