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Ermagerd Generraal Thrreaad Sept.
Started by Shaz, Sep 01 2012 06:16 AM
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 08:44 AM
Where's Adam? Out celebrating new years?
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 08:46 AM
Watch your thoughts, they become words.
Watch your words, they become actions.
Watch your actions, they become habits.
Watch your habits, they become character.
Watch your character, it becomes your destiny...
Watch your words, they become actions.
Watch your actions, they become habits.
Watch your habits, they become character.
Watch your character, it becomes your destiny...
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 08:47 AM
He's not preparing for MDSC.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 08:49 AM
Sure as shit ain't. Probably not much point preparing for the dirt run either...
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 08:50 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha Nik!!!!!!
Though it is convenient that he should be missing at the end of Rosh Hashanah.
Though it is convenient that he should be missing at the end of Rosh Hashanah.
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 08:53 AM
Haha. Too true.
I keep looking back at Mazda6 wagoooons. Is it super gay to have matching his and hers cars?
I don't really need that to be answered....
I keep looking back at Mazda6 wagoooons. Is it super gay to have matching his and hers cars?
I don't really need that to be answered....
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 08:56 AM
Adam
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 08:58 AM
If you don't call them a matching set it is all good.
Guess things are calming down in Sydney and it is again business as usual.
A family has escaped injury after a shot was fired into their home, the third Sydney shooting in two days.
A man has been seriously hurt after he was hit in the head with a hammer in a home invasion in western Sydney, police say.
Four masked men armed with an axe, firearm and knife forced their way in and hit the man in the head with a hammer before running off, police said.
Guess things are calming down in Sydney and it is again business as usual.
A family has escaped injury after a shot was fired into their home, the third Sydney shooting in two days.
A man has been seriously hurt after he was hit in the head with a hammer in a home invasion in western Sydney, police say.
Four masked men armed with an axe, firearm and knife forced their way in and hit the man in the head with a hammer before running off, police said.
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:00 AM
Hahahah Sydney BAU = Axe wielding home invasions.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:01 AM
Four masked men armed with an axe, firearm and knife forced their way in and hit the man in the head with a hammer before running off, police said.
I'm sorry but in my head this is pretty much a Rowan Atkinson sketch... instead of hit, replace with 'bonk' - and you've done it.
Also, fuckin' getting tired of the shit aim NSW people have.
'ing hell.ESCAPED INJURY = NOTHING HAPPENED.
Also, if you re-read it, where the
did the hammer come from?
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:04 AM
"I don't want to shoot him"
"Well, I don't want to chop his head off"
"Bugger, I don't want to stab him...."
"Have you got a hammer mate?"
"It's in the shed just let me get it"
____time passes____
"Here you go, be careful with it, it's a Craftsmen"
*BONK*
Skiddlleeedeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"Well, I don't want to chop his head off"
"Bugger, I don't want to stab him...."
"Have you got a hammer mate?"
"It's in the shed just let me get it"
____time passes____
"Here you go, be careful with it, it's a Craftsmen"
*BONK*
Skiddlleeedeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:05 AM
Must have pooped it out after they made their way in hahaha.
hahahahaha I just pictured the bonk with a hammer hahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahaha I just pictured the bonk with a hammer hahahahaha.
"I don't want to shoot him"
"Well, I don't want to chop his head off"
"Bugger, I don't want to stab him...."
"Have you got a hammer mate?"
"It's in the shed just let me get it"
____time passes____
"Here you go, be careful with it, it's a Craftsmen"
*BONK*
Skiddlleeedeeedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:06 AM
HAHAHA^^^^^
morning gents
morning gents
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:08 AM
That's how all horses give birth.
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:10 AM
i was starting to get worried about having to go to sydney in 2 weeks and all this violence, but considering they cant aim or hit anything, im not really phased anymore
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:11 AM
Couldn't hit the side of a barn with a banjo.
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:13 AM
i think the only thing i have to worry about is them pulling hammers out their asses and having a swing with that
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:14 AM
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:15 AM
UGR does some evil stuff.
1000+ on pretty much all their cars.
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 09:16 AM
Work is sending in a bunch of masseuses sometime soon apparently as part of their make employees happy thing.. hope it doesn't happen while I am away 
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