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[Liberty]

They're the best cookies. I'm a cookie fiend. I love them. I eat them whenever and wherever I can. Even for breakfast.

[B4TT]

The only people that like Israel are Israel and the US.

I could not agree with you more! As I said yitterdee, Israel are cvnts to the palestinians, but nothing is done because the US is onside with Israel and the Western world does whatever the the US tells it to.



hahahahaha yeah never been there with an Aboriginal chick in a public toilet.

[Scuba-Roo]

What aftershave did you have on to get her nik? E10? Or did you splurge out on some 98ULP?

[skillionaire]

Gotta slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

MDSC + YOU .... Must happen. That's where we can go 'in depth' with our war stories. I don't really like a typed out log of my misadventures, but some of the tales that have been regaled over a pint or seventeen, are the things legends are made of.

[B4TT]

Gotta slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

hahahaha it is true, I have slayed a few dragons...

What aftershave did you have on to get her nik? E10? Or did you splurge out on some 98ULP?

'ing AHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skillionaire]

What aftershave did you have on to get her nik? E10? Or did you splurge out on some 98ULP?

Haha, missed this, very nicely played Sir. Details of the situation were pretty comical thinking back, it was like the lowest form of having a groupie.

"No shit? You're *******?"

Then it was on.

[skillionaire]

@Liberty: Sorry bro, I just deleted your avatar, I was going to replace it with this;



But then I forgot how to.

[Scuba-Roo]

Haha, my stories probably arent that great in comparison.

[skillionaire]

Everyone loves a good yarn. I find telling my most embarrassing stories to be a bit of a relief. Rather than 'bottling it up' just go, yeah, fuckit, I did this stupid thing.

When I was in year 8 at school we were all getting changed into our PE gear outside, because, you know, super cool to not use change rooms at an all boys school. Got that insane 'NEED TO PISS NOW' feeling, you know when you can feel it up the top of your thigh? Double it. Urine NEEDED to be expelled from the body. If I had not been too cool for school and been in the change rooms, this would not be an issue, but as I chose the superdude option - I was pretty much 'ed.

Dropped me shorts and jumped into the garden to piss.

The relief. The level of relief was amazing. At that tender age it was the closest thing to an orgasm I'd ever experienced. Euphoria flowed, while also my peers cheered at the rebelliousness of the act itself, not knowing that it was out of sheer necessity - rather thinking I was sticking my (giant) middle finger up at the Administration.

Fantastic.

One thing I'd not counted on was the fact that getting changed outside the change rooms was actually 'against the rules' so a female teacher, who happened to be my home room teacher, approached from the right to give us a good talking to.

Options. Consequences.

Option A) Continue to piss in the garden, and go out swingin' dick style.
Consequence A) Probably suspended, at least a few Saturday detentions for a while (I had the bus schedule sorted by year 8) - maybe worse.

Option B: Pinch the leak and pretend someone had just thrown something in the garden.
Consequence B: ? None.

So, obviously.

Went B.

As she was starting to berate our actions I found out something quite interesting about myself.

I cannot. Stop. Mid. Stream.

So I proceeded to piss myself, quite a bit, infront of not only all the 'cool kids' but also my form room teacher.

Good times.

[skillionaire]

Obviously my story KILLED THE GT.

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[simon]

^^ haha that is a classic story. Sorry to laugh at your misfortune but thats 'ing funny.

[skillionaire]

Bro, I laugh at it too! It was actually a bit of a turning point (for the worst) in my life. I grabbed a water bottle from the brick ledge we were sitting on and proceeded to pour it all over myself, nobody questioned it, I'd literally just pissed myself for a good thirty seconds and then doused myself in water, and people just went with the water bottle theory.

It was at that moment that I realised one of the worst things anyone can ever know about themselves.

I'm a good liar.

Also, Liberty, your Avatar can be changed at any stage, I just thought it might suit you.

[skillionaire]

Thoughts....?

http://teamspeed.com...motor-show.html

[simon]

people just went with the water bottle theory.

Epic cover up

[simon]

http://teamspeed.com...motor-show.html

looks good.

550 hp Ford EcoBoost twin-turbo 3.5-liter V6 powering rear wheels, on the front is a 250 hp electric motor making the total output an impressive 800 hp

& sounds like it will be a monster!!!!

[ams]

Morning.

[skillionaire]

Still?


Ugh.

[Morgan]

Haha Nik that is a fantastic story!

Steven with a V.

That the mud run thing they've been setting up all week right out side my office. It was absolutely pouring yesterday so imma guessing you gonna get muddy!

[Scuba-Roo]

Somehow ended up looking through this dudes flickr, got some wicked photos of old cars in it!

http://www.flickr.co.../in/photostream

[skillionaire]

I need to 'unzip' a file, any ideas?