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#2581 Cam.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:07 PM

I would like my cars voice to be Eric Bana's

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:11 PM

I want my cars voice to be Samuel L Jackson, or James Earl Jones :D

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:18 PM

I'm gonna go Jason Statham.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:20 PM

I would've said Jason Statham too, but seeing as that's taken, I'll be Vin Diesel.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:22 PM

Shaz...what have you started???

 

 

 

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:22 PM

I would've said Jason Statham too, but seeing as that's taken, I'll be Vin Diesel.

You gonna put diesel in your car?

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:25 PM

I would've said Jason Statham too, but seeing as that's taken, I'll be Vin Diesel.


Wait, you can have it. I want Sean Connery's voice instead! haha..

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:27 PM

Done deal.


If I took a photo of my fridge, you guys would be like "HOW THE Posted Image CAN YOU FIT ALL THAT SHIT IN THERE". Mum ensures it's always stocked out.

Here is what I had for dinner from my cousin's pizza place in Enmore after indoor:

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It's called Mona Peri-Peri. Chicken breast Portuguese style, caramelised onions, roasted capsicum, bocconcini, shallots, topped with peri-peri sauce on a tomato base.

Posted Image'ing awesome.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:28 PM

I want that pizza!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:29 PM

You'll die after reading the ingredients above...

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:29 PM

Peri peri sauce on anything, is amazeballs!

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:30 PM

You'll die after reading the ingredients above...

No, it just makes me really really hungry

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I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:30 PM

I want that pizza!

Pizza hut has a similar one now... in their signature pizza range...

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:32 PM

Puss in Boots or Antonio Bandaneras for my sexy beast.

Nah Posted Image it..... Some drunk bastard straight from a wine tasting will do.




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That looks remarkably like a Crust Peri peri chicken pizza bro.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:32 PM

Pizza hut has a similar one now... in their signature pizza range...


Pizza Hut/Dominos have nothing on homemade woodfire/oven pizzas

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:32 PM

Pizza Hut wouldn't come close to comparing, honest.

There are only two of these shops at the moment; Earlwood and Enmore. It's called Supreme Pizza.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:32 PM

Puss in Boots or Antonio Bandaneras for my sexy beast.

Same, same

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:33 PM

@ Gaz
That looks remarkably like a Crust Peri peri chicken pizza bro.

Really? Never had it man but Crust is pretty good as well.

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:34 PM

Pizza hut has a similar one now... in their signature pizza range...

InstaBAN!!! :P

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:35 PM

That one has more toppings on it though! :D
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