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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:22 PM

What's a GoPro?


It's like Yellow Pages for prostitutes.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:22 PM


Nah, I'm ages away from there.

hahahaha


It's like Yellow Pages for prostitutes.

BAHAHAHA

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:22 PM

Oh Canberra.



Oh, oh Canberra. So miserable.


MY NOODLE. What's good king? Why are you back in the land of the roundabooooot? Work? How's the LR going? MORE QUESTIONS!?!?

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:23 PM

Oh Canberra.



Oh, oh Canberra. So miserable.


Go find a roundabout

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:23 PM

Are you gonna make schnapps of wodka?

Don't you have a chilli tree?


Yeah, but dee-double-Jay reckons he has the hottest chilli's up in this bitch, so I'm going to make him some spastic shit. I don't think I'll drink it. I already need gloves and a face mask to make what I already sell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:24 PM

They are replacing roundabouts with traffic lights slowly. They have taken away our fireworks. All have left is pot and porn, and for how long?!?!

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:24 PM

DID YOU WORK OUT YOUR LAWN SOTUATION ALEX?

How about your rocks? Did you end up selling them? Do you want so e to replace the ones you lost?

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:25 PM

I have the internet and weed grows wild here.

Your move.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:25 PM

What's a GoPro?


WHERE'S MY PRICE

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:25 PM


Yeah, but dee-double-Jay reckons he has the hottest chilli's up in this bitch, so I'm going to make him some spastic shit. I don't think I'll drink it. I already need gloves and a face mask to make what I already sell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just send him a bottle of lava. He won't be able to taste the difference!

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:26 PM


MY NOODLE. What's good king? Why are you back in the land of the roundabooooot? Work? How's the LR going? MORE QUESTIONS!?!?

Work.

Just landed a big deal there, so quite happy about that. But lordy its downer of a place. Some areas literally make you dive for the door locks when you slow your roll down.

The morbidly obese Forester is good. No mods yet. But it sure pulls a trailer damn well.

In other news, getting my backyard ready for turf. Chuffed with the progress. Need to dig some pix.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:27 PM

WHERE'S MY PRICE

Im right here!!


Oh....the Gpro! I'll check it out 2mozzle fo ya!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:27 PM

Thinking I might make it as intense as I possibly can, have an ambo on stand by, and make it an MDSC event?!

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:27 PM

WHERE'S MY PRICE


He is here!

Nickname hypnotic

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:27 PM

As long as I'm in Canberra, there will be pot and porn.
Roundabouts are the best place to practice 4 wheel drifting...troofs.
Eye candy...
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:28 PM

Just landed a big deal there


Alixer?! :)

Nice one. I've been tooling around a bit in the yard. Nothing too hefty though. Will unveil at MDSC.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:29 PM

PUN BELL RIGHT GUYS?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:29 PM

Lawn - just gonna go kikuyu. Tenants will truck it up anyway, so let the motherforker grow.
160m2 works out to be $400 delivered, cashish.

Lawn can be laid out at any time of the year, despite popular myth, Adam.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:30 PM

Work.

Just landed a big deal there, so quite happy about that. But lordy its downer of a place. Some areas literally make you dive for the door locks when you slow your roll down.


Lol where? Maybe the dodgy part of narrabundah, can't really think of anywhere else

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:30 PM

Thinking I might make it as intense as I possibly can, have an ambo on stand by, and make it an MDSC event?!


Posted Image the ambo.

It's only josh.


But seriously. If he eats something real hot, will he need an ambo? Can a chilli do that?

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