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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:40 PM

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:41 PM

Im not drunk... Yet!

Just like a typical tradie! Haha

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:41 PM

I guess, I think Sydney has much worse suburbs though Imo. No-one gets shot here :D


People shoot at each other in Sydney, but nobody actually gets SHOT.

Just like a typical tradie! Haha


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:41 PM

Cute Dingo had stump grinder.

For $300 for four days, I thought the price was pretty cute too.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:43 PM

Rear fence is facing the wrong way. That would haunt me.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:43 PM


I guess, I think Sydney has much worse suburbs though Imo. No-one gets shot here :D

And queanbeyan doesn't count, that's NSW! But agreed re: natural selection

I wholeheartedly disagree.

Canberra can be dodgey as Posted Image. Dodgier than sydney times a hunje.

The trouble is that Canberra can't afford weapons. Instead, they arm themselves with squeegies and wash your windshield at every second set of lights.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:44 PM

I was under the impression that everyone in Canberra is a midget?

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:44 PM

Fences will be replaced with 7 foot colourbond soon.

I was under the impression that everyone in Canberra is a midget?

Nah, just ice addicts. But must only cost church change. I could have sworn its dearer in Sydney.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:44 PM

Queanbeyan also offers we Canberra the Luxury of 'late night shopping' on a Thursday...new Mother's clay bar kit was required tonight...thankyou Quangberry.

 

 

 


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:44 PM

Jew. You're doin it right!

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:45 PM

I wholeheartedly disagree.

Canberra can be dodgey as Posted Image. Dodgier than sydney times a hunje.

The trouble is that Canberra can't afford weapons. Instead, they arm themselves with squeegies and wash your windshield at every second set of lights.


lol I will pay that, they are fkn annoying

But I have lived in Canberra for 20 years and bar a couple of incidents have never really felt that unsafe

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:46 PM

I wholeheartedly disagree.

Canberra can be dodgey as Posted Image. Dodgier than sydney times a hunje.

The trouble is that Canberra can't afford weapons. Instead, they arm themselves with squeegies and wash your windshield at every second set of lights.


Hahaha

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:46 PM

I could have sworn its dearer in Sydney.


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:47 PM

Jew. You're doin it right!

Gotta Jew somewhere.

Missus won't let me cut corners on the wedding, so gotta cut a corner somewhere. Mortgages aren't fun either.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:48 PM

I think the worst experience I have had is sitting in my car outside a certain block of flats well-known for selling illegal substances, being "questioned" by two junkies pretending to be federal officers of the law. Scary at the time, ridiculous in hindsight. Would have been able to make a quick getaway but had the brandt keypad and would have to enter the code. Posted Image'ing Brandt haha

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:49 PM

I think the worst experience I have had is sitting in my car outside a certain block of flats well-known for selling illegal substances, being "questioned" by two junkies pretending to be federal officers of the law. Scary at the time, ridiculous in hindsight. Would have been able to make a quick getaway but had the brandt keypad and would have to enter the code. Posted Image'ing Brandt haha

My first question would be "why were you there in the first place?"

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:49 PM

Missus won't let me...


No Shit ;)

 

 

 


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:49 PM

Fences will be replaced with 7 foot colourbond soon.


Nah, just ice addicts. But must only cost church change. I could have sworn its dearer in Sydney.


Protip: say no to the windscreen wash. They will do it anyway 9/10 times and expect to guilt you into paying. But I don't

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:49 PM

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:50 PM

My first question would be "why were you there in the first place?"

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