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#3861 Hypnotic

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:50 PM

haha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:51 PM


Protip: say no to the windscreen wash. They will do it anyway 9/10 times and expect to guilt you into paying. But I don't


Haha. We used to hustle hard on the squeegie game. You could bank a hundred bucks in an hour between a few of you at school run time. They don't want dodgy looking crew near their cars with the little kids in the back.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:52 PM

Wish i was drunk.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:54 PM

I think the worst experience I have had is sitting in my car outside a certain block of flats well-known for selling illegal substances, being "questioned" by two junkies pretending to be federal officers of the law. Scary at the time, ridiculous in hindsight. Would have been able to make a quick getaway but had the brandt keypad and would have to enter the code. Posted Image'ing Brandt haha

Can't say I've ever been in any predicament, as ridiculous as that or not, ever in Sydney. Parents moved here in the early eighties, having lived in the struggling blue collar 'burbs, as long as you minded your pees and queues, there was ever any dicey situations. Maybe luck, maybe intuition, maybe a combination of both.

Power poles in your backyards as well as your front yards. What's up with that, 'berra?


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Protip: say no to the windscreen wash. They will do it anyway 9/10 times and expect to guilt you into paying. But I don't

Proer tip: Reach for the club lock, if they keep walking to your car after you've said no.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:55 PM

Yeah I've definitely been in far more ridiculous situations than that.

Many times.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:56 PM


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:57 PM

Can't say I've ever been in any predicament, as ridiculous as that or not, ever in Sydney. Parents moved here in the early eighties, having lived in the struggling blue collar 'burbs, as long as you minded your pees and queues, there was ever any dicey situations. Maybe luck, maybe intuition, maybe a combination of both.


If I had minded my pees and queues that wouldn't have happened :P


Yeah I've definitely been in far more ridiculous situations than that.

Many times.


Yeah not that surprising, it doesn't rank that highly haha

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:58 PM

Yeah, only because I used to be a complete wanker, I wouldn't have been the one IN the car.

:)

I'm normal now though.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:58 PM

Remember that thing about Karma?


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:59 PM

Used to?

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:59 PM

Nick.

It's clearly a competition. And Nik won.

I want to be drunk.... I just can't get there..........I usually eat and then don't feel like drinking.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:00 PM



Used to?


I'm basically a fuckwit twenty four seven, but at least I answer my phone.

Stick with what you're good at is my motto.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:00 PM

I always feel like drinking.

Doubt i'll have a liver by the time im 30. But #yolo

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:00 PM

I love that those videos always have a sound card and a mike and phone as the picture.

It warns me not to click! :)

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:00 PM

Nick.

It's clearly a competition. And Nik won.

I want to be drunk.... I just can't get there..........I usually eat and then don't feel like drinking.


I know. his life has been much more exciting than mine

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:01 PM

Nik won.


ROAR!

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:01 PM

Yeah, only because I used to be a complete wanker, I wouldn't have been the one IN the car.

:)

I'm normal now though.

I hear that!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:01 PM


100%.

Good.

Look at your own plate before looking at mine.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:01 PM


I know. his life has been much more exciting than mine


Not really. I can't sleep at night because my past haunts me, so I'm pretty sure you win forever my friend.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:02 PM

I want to be drunk.... I just can't get there..........I usually eat and then don't feel like drinking.

Shutup and drink!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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