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#3861
Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:50 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3862
Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:51 PM
Protip: say no to the windscreen wash. They will do it anyway 9/10 times and expect to guilt you into paying. But I don't
Haha. We used to hustle hard on the squeegie game. You could bank a hundred bucks in an hour between a few of you at school run time. They don't want dodgy looking crew near their cars with the little kids in the back.
Terrible.
Hahahaha
#3863
Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:52 PM
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#3864
Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:54 PM
Can't say I've ever been in any predicament, as ridiculous as that or not, ever in Sydney. Parents moved here in the early eighties, having lived in the struggling blue collar 'burbs, as long as you minded your pees and queues, there was ever any dicey situations. Maybe luck, maybe intuition, maybe a combination of both.I think the worst experience I have had is sitting in my car outside a certain block of flats well-known for selling illegal substances, being "questioned" by two junkies pretending to be federal officers of the law. Scary at the time, ridiculous in hindsight. Would have been able to make a quick getaway but had the brandt keypad and would have to enter the code.
'ing Brandt haha
Power poles in your backyards as well as your front yards. What's up with that, 'berra?
Remember that thing about Karma?
No Shit
Proer tip: Reach for the club lock, if they keep walking to your car after you've said no.
Protip: say no to the windscreen wash. They will do it anyway 9/10 times and expect to guilt you into paying. But I don't
#3865
Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:55 PM
Many times.
#3866
Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:56 PM
Lol

#3867
Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:57 PM
Can't say I've ever been in any predicament, as ridiculous as that or not, ever in Sydney. Parents moved here in the early eighties, having lived in the struggling blue collar 'burbs, as long as you minded your pees and queues, there was ever any dicey situations. Maybe luck, maybe intuition, maybe a combination of both.
If I had minded my pees and queues that wouldn't have happened
Yeah I've definitely been in far more ridiculous situations than that.
Many times.
Yeah not that surprising, it doesn't rank that highly haha
#3868
Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:58 PM
I'm normal now though.
#3869
Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:58 PM
Remember that thing about Karma?
100%.
#3870
Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:59 PM
#3871
Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:59 PM
It's clearly a competition. And Nik won.
I want to be drunk.... I just can't get there..........I usually eat and then don't feel like drinking.

#3872
Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:00 PM
Used to?
I'm basically a fuckwit twenty four seven, but at least I answer my phone.
Stick with what you're good at is my motto.
#3873
Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:00 PM
Doubt i'll have a liver by the time im 30. But #yolo
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#3874
Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:00 PM
It warns me not to click!

#3875
Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:00 PM
Nick.
It's clearly a competition. And Nik won.
I want to be drunk.... I just can't get there..........I usually eat and then don't feel like drinking.
I know. his life has been much more exciting than mine
#3876
Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:01 PM
Nik won.
ROAR!
#3877
Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:01 PM
I hear that!Yeah, only because I used to be a complete wanker, I wouldn't have been the one IN the car.
I'm normal now though.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3878
Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:01 PM
Good.
100%.
Look at your own plate before looking at mine.
#3879
Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:01 PM
I know. his life has been much more exciting than mine
Not really. I can't sleep at night because my past haunts me, so I'm pretty sure you win forever my friend.
#3880
Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:02 PM
Shutup and drink!I want to be drunk.... I just can't get there..........I usually eat and then don't feel like drinking.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
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