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#4041 simon

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:02 AM

WTF^^^^^^ idiot......

~~SOLD Legacy GTB~~

~~SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon~~

~~SOLD Gen2 Outback limited~~

Car less atm.......Whats next??

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#4042 Shaz

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:04 AM

Holy shit, Whitejosh!

Sup Shoz?

Bugger all mate. Just gunna do some research today on any common issues with M35s. Then try and plan what stuff I need to complete my crane. I'm having a slight structural issue with the pivot point link, but I think I should be able to overcome it with some more bolts, and once the fence pole is counterweighted, it *should* work.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#4043 skillionaire

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:05 AM

He's not wrong, though. He's just not.

And if that meme is suggesting Tony Abbott is similar to Gates, Watson and Olson, then they're calling him what... a fuckin' genius?!

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#4044 Shaz

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:06 AM

He's not wrong, though. He's just not.

And if that meme is suggesting Tony Abbott is similar to Gates, Watson and Olson, then they're calling him what... a fuckin' genius?!

His NBN plan is a bit shit. Using existing copper wire to try and push 25mbps? Even if we get 25mbps, by the time its done, we will still be behind the rest of the world. Needs more fibre optic!

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#4045 skillionaire

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:08 AM

The rest of the world? OK.

Nice Audi.

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#4046 Shaz

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:10 AM

Rest of the world = 1st world countries.

Obviously, Nigerias mud tunnel internet isn't taken into account.

Whats up with you Nik, busy day mate? Hows the puppy?

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#4047 ams

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:14 AM

Abbott NBN supporters if you have 10 mins spare, this will tell you why his NBN plan is shit and a waste of our money.

http://simonhackett....-fttn/#more-955

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#4048 skillionaire

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:15 AM

Oddly enough though, our population distribution is closer to undeveloped countries. Considering you can spit from one side of most 1st world countries to the other makes their options a bit easier to manage. Also, the trials in Tasmania seemed to work amazingly well, I don't really know why it's upsetting people?

Yeah busy day mate. Friday is always busy, prepping for the weekend. Check your PM's.

Abbott NBN supporters if you have 10 mins spare, this will tell you why his NBN plan is shit and a waste of our money.

http://simonhackett....-fttn/#more-955

I guess the main problem for me is 'NBN Co.' itself. Not blindly hating any Labor initiative.

But I'll give you 72 virgins.

When you die.

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#4049 ams

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:17 AM

Abbott's NBN plan kicks a LOT of money Telstras way.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:18 AM

For all of you who aren't REALLY affected by the poor internet situation in rural Australia, just think how we feel, this has gone from a plan to make sure businesses in rural areas can be at the same speed as cities, increase our ability to run a stable health service and emergency services etc. etc. - now, all it is is a fuckin' flog off for nerds who want to pirate porn ten minutes faster in 3D. Considering the whole thing was meant to be for us in 'the bush' - answer me this - what was the FIRST POSTCODE that got the rolled out upgrade options??????????

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#4051 B4TT

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:19 AM

Cam, Amber light means STOP. srsly.
But yeah...

Like my driving philosophy...
If you are slowing me down, you're an *******,
If you overtake me, you're driving like an idiot,
If you are shadowing my speed. WTF!

Gold, words of wisdom!

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#4052 peteRS

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:22 AM

Morning all

Woot...Friday.
Audi pic is win.
Aek Gif is world class...
Cute puppy is still cute.
Shaz...looking forward to your crane project.

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#4053 B4TT

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:23 AM

Josh's FAVOURITE person in THE WORLD

I still don't respect her, for that matter I still think she is a total cvnt, but I tell you what, she moved up ever so slightly as far as I am concerned.

Morgan, You win the internet.

hahahahahahahahahaha x lots

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#4054 peteRS

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:23 AM

Josh, your intelligence is Legendary.

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#4055 ams

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:23 AM

They need to keep the voters happy basically.

Mr douchebag Hackett is a douche, but he is right (above link)

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#4056 Shaz

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:25 AM

Aek gif is awesome!

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#4057 skillionaire

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:26 AM

Not saying he's wrong, mate. Even blind freddy can see that the Abbott plan is a bit old hat. We were promised this NBN before the last election. And to this day the only places that actually have seen infrastructure upgrades is the bang smack centre of the CBD in Sydney and Melbourne.

Yay!