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#4101 mark300

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:13 AM


Irish bird, going home Sunday, exact words "I'd really like to find out more about the Aussie culture and I think you could show me"


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:14 AM

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Morgan, You win the internet.

Hold crap... I just realised... that is be in the background, stepping back from Aek's head... :blush:

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:15 AM


Skillionaire TOY



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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAH!!!!!!! AHAHAHA!!!!!!!! My mate used to carry a texta around to toy peoples tags for shits and giggles... he was an immature douche though.

 


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:16 AM

I don't usually even have a few minutes to wash my car... :(


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Make time. This shit is important.

 

 

 


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:18 AM

Haha, I saw a kid get romped in the worst way for running his finger through someone's tag just in dust. Kid did not walk it off.

Terrible timing too, because dude was NEVER in the city. It was the first time I'd seen him in the city for about two years.

Haha.

Anyway.

Yeah, I dunno. I said come back tomorrow and try some more, I ain't placing no calls though. I ain't about it. Still being a female.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:18 AM

Holy crap... I just realised... that is me in the background, stepping back from Aek's head... :blush:



Can't see...too dark :)

 

 

 


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:18 AM


Fail at Subaru ownership.
Make time. This shit is important.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you should see my 'car'.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:20 AM


Fail at Subaru ownership.
Make time. This shit is important.

I know... but I have so much to do... I try to wash it every 2 weeks, but seems more like it gets washed once a month... :(



Can't see...too dark :)

Yes yes... I am too dark... LOL!

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:21 AM

You don't have THAT much to do.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:22 AM

I just got out of bed.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:22 AM

You don't have THAT much to do.

Married... work... baby... house work... picking up stuff the wife buys on ebay... looking after baby on weekend to give wife a break so she doesn't go nuts and kill everyone... but I find time when I can...

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:24 AM

You could have done half of that in the time you spent typing that post.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:24 AM

I bet you don't do anything but go out for coffee.

or sushi

Challenge accepted.


Irish bird, going home Sunday, exact words "I'd really like to find out more about the Aussie culture and I think you could show me"

Irish hey... I love the British accent, and can definitely go for a hot girl with a Scottish or Irish accent. Posted Image yeah. Get in there.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:25 AM

Glad you got the Joke Zak...I was holding my breath, thinking, 'too soon?'
You know I love you man. ;)
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:26 AM

I just got out of bed.


Such a wanker. Go to Temple brewery for lunch today and report back!

IT IS YOUR MISSION ASHGHANISTAN.

Glad you got the Joke Zak...I was holding my breath, thinking, 'too soon?'
You know I love you man. ;)


Pretty sure the homosexual innuendo of you professing your love is more awkward than you calling him a darkie.

Grandad would call you a chocolate. Haha. He's absolutely convinced that it's not offensive.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:26 AM

I'm hungry.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:27 AM

Married... work... baby... house work... picking up stuff the wife buys on ebay... looking after baby on weekend to give wife a break so she doesn't go nuts and kill everyone... but I find time when I can...


 

 

 


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:27 AM

You could have done half of that in the time you spent typing that post.

You sir.. have no concept of time... or of married life and fatherhood... LOL!

Plus... touchtype... a little over 60 words a min on a bad day

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:27 AM

But seriously Zig_Zac, you definitely have to find time to clean your car man! I do it almost weekly, and if the weekly isn't a full inside and out clean, I at least do one of 'em.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:28 AM

He even has a scale of chocolate percentage.

My Nan came out with one of the all time greatest, she is in a nursing home and the only people working there are from all around the globe, I think there's two Australians on the whole staff - anyway, she asked me to get Jemima - I asked who Jemima was, what does she look like - she said "She's so black she looks like she's purple. You'll know when you see her."




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