This topic is lockedI start work at lunch time, also, where is Temple brewery?Such a wanker. Go to Temple brewery for lunch today and report back!
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:28 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:28 AM
Lol all good... I have to laugh at myself... makes it more awkward for the other people laughing at me...Glad you got the Joke Zak...I was holding my breath, thinking, 'too soon?'
You know I love you man.
Nik, country cars are different. You are building a clay bar.
Nah... my real name is Isaac, which means Laughter... so I do love a good laugh... u know I luv all you guys on here... some more than others...
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:28 AM
You sir.. have no concept of time... or of married life and fatherhood... LOL!
Haha, you'd be surprised.
Put the sprinklers on and drive around your garden.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:29 AM
You really have a way with words Nik.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:30 AM
Yeah Garrrrrry... I will... will find time.. but I think once a fortnight is all I can manage for now...But seriously Zig_Zac, you definitely have to find time to clean your car man! I do it almost weekly, and if the weekly isn't a full inside and out clean, I at least do one of 'em.
Also thinking of getting my car resprayed sometime... came blue, but get all the dents and dings out and scratches and make it look mint... by a pro of course...
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:31 AM
I will be doing that in the near future as well. There is a guy I have used in the past who is a mobile paint repairer. Does an immaculate job!
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:31 AM
Jesus christ, if you are going to keep your vagina on at least be a lesbian about it.I ain't about it. Still being a female.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:31 AM
Lol all good... I have to laugh at myself... makes it more awkward for the other people laughing at me...
Nah... my real name is Isaac, which means Laughter... so I do love a good laugh... u know I luv all you guys on here... some more than others...
Isaac is a dope name. My mates real name is Iaonnis, when he moved here he thought he should change him name to Ian so he didn't cop shit. I was very against it, VERY AGAINST IT, and he came 'round to the idea. Which is awesome because now if you're talking about Iaonnis you pretty much know you've got the right guy!
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:31 AM
Haha.. something you haven't told us Nik? Lol!
Haha, you'd be surprised.
Put the sprinklers on and drive around your garden.
I will wash the B4 this weekend if I can... and will avoid car washes at all costs...
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:31 AM
All this talk about time management is making me tired, going back to bed
I'll be doing this down the track, when I get a house and the car can be garaged.Also thinking of getting my car resprayed sometime... came blue, but get all the dents and dings out and scratches and make it look mint... by a pro of course...
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:32 AM
I am all for unique names. My mum was gonna call me Jacques, which is spelled Joaquim in Portuguese. But she didn't like the Portuguese pronunciation so they both decided against it. Spewing. I reckon it would've been an awesome name.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:32 AM
Yeah Garrrrrry... I will... will find time.. but I think once a fortnight is all I can manage for now...
If you give her a real good rubbing with the good oil, all she'll need is a quick squirt every now and then to keep both of you happy.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:33 AM
Speaking of work...uggh. I have 2, 2 hour jobs booked today...best hook in 
There are 10 other jobs I could do as well, but yeah, it's Friday.
There are 10 other jobs I could do as well, but yeah, it's Friday.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:33 AM
Jesus christ, if you are going to keep your vagina on at least be a lesbian about it.
Just call me Nik, mate. This is getting awkward.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:33 AM
That's exactly what she said.If you give her a real good rubbing with the good oil, all she'll need is a quick squirt every now and then to keep both of you happy.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:33 AM
I love the British accent ... hot girl
Anna Friel.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:36 AM
Ha yeah... Isaac is a relatively uncommon name... haven't let too many people with the same name, but I know there are some...
Isaac is a dope name. My mates real name is Iaonnis, when he moved here he thought he should change him name to Ian so he didn't cop shit. I was very against it, VERY AGAINST IT, and he came 'round to the idea. Which is awesome because now if you're talking about Iaonnis you pretty much know you've got the right guy!
The nickname Zac just came around when some uni friends thought Isaac was too long a name... lame... LOL!
Plus, when we were all coming up with person licence plates, needed 3 letter names... so Zac fit..
My wife still thinks of me as Zac rather than Isaac, since I introduced myself to her as Zac...
Yeah.. I have a garage, but it is going to converted to a room, so I might see if I can build a carport in my carspace next to the garage... then I'll paint the car..All this talk about time management is making me tired, going back to bed
I'll be doing this down the track, when I get a house and the car can be garaged.
Joaquin Phoenix... good name...I am all for unique names. My mum was gonna call me Jacques, which is spelled Joaquim in Portuguese. But she didn't like the Portuguese pronunciation so they both decided against it. Spewing. I reckon it would've been an awesome name.
Now you are Garrrrrrrry....
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:36 AM
Hi, I'm Zac, and this is mysac.
Classy bloke.
Classy bloke.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:36 AM
I see what you did there... nice...
If you give her a real good rubbing with the good oil, all she'll need is a quick squirt every now and then to keep both of you happy.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:36 AM
I am all for unique names. My mum was gonna call me Jacques, which is spelled Joaquim in Portuguese. But she didn't like the Portuguese pronunciation so they both decided against it. Spewing. I reckon it would've been an awesome name.
Haha, Dad wanted to call me Sebastian.
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