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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:44 AM
I've driven one of these;
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:44 AM
She is hot in any movie. She is in my top 10 for sure. And Katy Perry too.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:44 AM
Haha.. normal church, they were talking about some of the people they have worked with or they just know... I've known people by those names in uni...
What church, though?
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:44 AM
I haven't.I've driven one of these;
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:45 AM
Bewbs on Sesame Street...She is hot in any movie. She is in my top 10 for sure. And Katy Perry too.
Thats why you like her Garrrrrrry... you are jelly that elmo for some and cookie didn't...
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:45 AM
Normal Church? Hahaha I think you just offended any religious person that is not of the same brand as the one you went to.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:45 AM
Never heard of it.Haha.. normal church
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:46 AM
Hahaha, what the 
is 'normal church'?
Hahahaha, and Pete was worried about sounding racist, my lord!!!!!!!
is 'normal church'?Hahahaha, and Pete was worried about sounding racist, my lord!!!!!!!
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:46 AM
Bewbs on Sesame Street...
Thats why you like her Garrrrrrry... you are jelly that elmo for some and cookie didn't...
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:46 AM
Morgan, You work for a different church to the one you worship at don't you?
Is it baptist or something you work at and go to one that sounds like "holocaustal" or something?
Is it baptist or something you work at and go to one that sounds like "holocaustal" or something?
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:48 AM
I haven't.
Front wheel drive muscle car. Thing drove like a modern arse car, mang. Was cool.
Katy Perry does not do it for me.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:48 AM
I remember you talking about it a few years back? some guy had 2 different cars?
Front wheel drive muscle car. Think drove like a modern arse car, mang. Was cool.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:48 AM
You be trippin' man. Seriously?Katy Perry does not do it for me.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:49 AM
Yeah, he has a bunch. I got to giggle in a 'Cuda, an R/T Charger drop top in Plum Crazy, a Toronado (as pictured) a '67 Mustang and got to SIT IN (not drive, or move in) a 458 Italia.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:49 AM
Normal Church? Hahaha I think you just offended any religious person that is not of the same brand as the one you went to.
Never heard of it.
Well I have no idea what you meant by what church... so I just said normal church... is there any other kind of church I don't know about? Ummm... Christian church I guess....Hahaha, what the
Hahahaha, and Pete was worried about sounding racist, my lord!!!!!!!
Speaking of churches... there is a church in Windsor that is converted into a pub/restaurant.... I'm like wha???
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:51 AM
You be trippin' man. Seriously?
Hey we're all different bro. Just not my scene.
Didn't realise she's only 5'6"??? I thought she was a big one?
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:52 AM
There was a church in NYC that was converted to a night club (the infamous Limelight)there is a church in Windsor that is converted into a pub/restaurant.... I'm like wha???
it's now a shopping mall.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:52 AM
Probably pentecostal.. sound like holocaustal... lol... mine is Pentecostal too...Morgan, You work for a different church to the one you worship at don't you?
Is it baptist or something you work at and go to one that sounds like "holocaustal" or something?
I used to be in a Baptist church with my parents before I got married.. a little diff....
I was in a Methodist church in Singapore... now that was way different
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:53 AM
Hahaha the pub with no beer has an old church out back, you walk in it though and it is just lined with cabinets full off beer cans from around the world haha.. different kind of church again.
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:53 AM
Also thinking of getting my car resprayed sometime
What about a decent detail?
Check this thread on OzFoz.
Might cost you ~$500 for a full paint correction etc but a respray will cost ~$5k.
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