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#4341 Hypnotic

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:48 AM

Hey look, that Ty guy is here!

Poor Ash... I think its tampon time for you...

Nah I just ate, thanks though

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:48 AM

OCTAGON DECEASED DAGINA.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:48 AM

ONLY DRUNK DRIVER

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:48 AM

Poor Ash... I think its tampon time for you...


Tampon time and hammer time are the same thing.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:49 AM

Hey look, that Ty guy is here!


Nah I just ate, thanks though

Lez alert!


Tampon time and hammer time are the same thing.

Can't touch this?

Time for parachute pants...

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#4346 Hypnotic

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:50 AM

Damn, better get ready for work

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:52 AM

OLD DOPEY DRUNK

OI!!!! Screw you! I am not that old!

 

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:52 AM

Damn, better get ready for work

Have a good one Ash... try not to work too hard...

OI!!!! Screw you! I am not that old!

OK DOPEY DRUNK?

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:53 AM

Laters Ashlay.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

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#4350 Hypnotic

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:53 AM

OI!!!! Screw you! I am not that old!

hahaha

Have a good one Ash... try not to work too hard...

I usually don't

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:58 AM

So I am getting the Mothers Clay Bar Kit. Then I have to polish and wax. Polish = me following behind with a microfibre cloth? Or is it a separate product? Then for the final wax, I'll use Mothers Liquid wax.

Can anyone confirm this. I don't wanna stand around at Supercheap looking like a creep.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:03 PM

Wash
Claybar
Dry
Polish
Wax
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:05 PM

Mothers Clay Bar Kit, Mothers Liquid Wax and what polish do you recommend? Meguiar's Showcar Glaze Polish?

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:08 PM

Sand blast the dirt off your paint.

 

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:09 PM

Tried that on my panel, now I've gotta get it resprayed.

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#4356 Hypnotic

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:09 PM

Sand blast the dirt off your paint.

hahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:09 PM

Mothers Clay Bar Kit, Mothers Liquid Wax and what polish do you recommend? Meguiar's Showcar Glaze Polish?


Chemguys.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:14 PM

Thanks man.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:14 PM

I know Brettles swears by it, and being as awesome as he is, it must be good stuff.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:16 PM

Yeah, brett goes ok at washing cars :P

 

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