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#4361 B4TT

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:20 PM

North Korea is being boring today! they should just lob a missile off or say something crazy to entertain me.

 


#4362 Shaz

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:22 PM

Yeah, they've backed down.

It must have something to do with Psy releasing his new song.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:27 PM

Just caught up on GT ...fark it's going well this month.

40 food trucks in Light Square today ..wonder what i'm going to eat.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:30 PM

Been looking at the clock on the wall and got excited cause i thought it was lunch time! Turns out i still had an hour to go :(

Ha.
I was in the office yesterday, looked at the clock and went 'Shit 5 o clock, better pick up the kids'.
Arrive at Mum's, 'your'e early' she says.

Doh. Could have done an hours more work.

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

 


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:31 PM

Brett is the God of car detailing.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:32 PM

Brett is the God of car detailing.

He can't be that good, my car is still dirty.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:33 PM

God hates gays.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:33 PM

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#4369 Adam

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:34 PM

God hates gays.



HAHAHAHAHHA

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:36 PM

God hates gays.

hahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:44 PM

So much work to do. Feeling like an Adam.

#4372 Adam

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:46 PM

Take the afternoon off, Nik. Tell em Adam said so.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:49 PM

Cleaning has commenced.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#4374 Adam

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:54 PM

I don't believe you.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:56 PM

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:59 PM

People who don't leave me alone on my lunch break and then get the shits when I say can we look after lunch. Not my mates.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 01:01 PM

Yeah, they've backed down.

It must have something to do with Psy releasing his new song.

He had his snickers.

 


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 01:02 PM

People who don't leave me alone on my lunch break and then get the shits when I say can we look after lunch. Not my mates.

Haha i get this all the time.......I just look at them, Continue to put food in my mouth and chew until they get the idea that i'm eating my lunch.

Screwbaru dealer wants $424.00 for an O2 senor for my missuseses car. Fuckers.

SOLD Legacy GTB 

SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon

SOLD Gen2 Outback limited

Car less atm.......Whats next??


#4379 B4TT

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 01:05 PM

People who don't leave me alone on my lunch break and then get the shits when I say can we look after lunch. Not my mates.

I only take work calls from my direct manager if they happen at lunch, and that has nothing to do with him being my manager, it is because he is a top bloke and I don't mind helping him out.
Any other call during lunch gets denied :P

Regarding the o2 sensor, there is some dude in WA that gets them at a real nice price, AMS has his contact details.

 


#4380 Harry88

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 01:06 PM

I only take work calls from my direct manager if they happen at lunch, and that has nothing to do with him being my manager, it is because he is a top bloke and I don't mind helping him out.
Any other call during lunch gets denied :P


As they should. Lunch time is my time so please bugger off :P

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