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#5001 RX25SE

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:27 PM

Jase (try's first name basis), am I missing something, or is that Holley missing a fuel line?

Nope.
Fuel line is connected to front and rear float bowls.

Throttle cable is disconnected though!

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#5002 peteRS

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:28 PM

The bloke nearly Crashed the VK, it looked a real handful...there is (probably obviously) A Turbo behind each of the missing headlights...It Didn't 'hook-up' once all day...just squirmed and weaved down the track, wheels spinning the whole way. Looked scary...like STUPID scary

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#5003 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:29 PM

The bloke nearly Crashed the VK, it looked a real handful...there is (probably obviously) A Turbo behind each of the missing headlights...It Didn't 'hook-up' once all day...just squirmed and weaved down the track, wheels spinning the whole way. Looked scary...like STUPID scary

Proof that too much power isn't always better

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5004 peteRS

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:32 PM

Nope.
Fuel line is connected to front and rear float bowls.

Throttle cable is disconnected though!

I knew you'd know

...I had a buddy with a Rochester 1150cfm double pumper on his Chev...I could have sworn there were two fuel lines feeding the front of that, but meh, that was 20years ago and my memory aint what it used to be...

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#5005 Josh.

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:36 PM

The bloke nearly Crashed the VK, it looked a real handful...there is (probably obviously) A Turbo behind each of the missing headlights...It Didn't 'hook-up' once all day...just squirmed and weaved down the track, wheels spinning the whole way. Looked scary...like STUPID scary

24 second spool was EPIC though.

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#5006 RX25SE

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:37 PM

I knew you'd know
...I had a buddy with a Rochester 1150cfm double pumper on his Chev...I could have sworn there were two fuel lines feeding the front of that, but meh, that was 20years ago and my memory aint what it used to be...

Your memory is worse than mine Pete.

1150cfm is a Holley Dominator (also available in 1050cfm)
Rochester make the Quadrajet (vac secondaries and about 800cfm) that was fitted to big and small block Chev and Holden V8's.........and my Ford XC coupe.

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#5007 skillionaire

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:37 PM

Between that and Kim jong I'd say you're right!

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#5008 Liberty

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:37 PM

Hi all.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#5009 peteRS

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:42 PM

Jase is always right (about Car stuff...from years gone by)
Hi Nik, Hi Gaz.

and Josh...yes, it was novel listening to that thing spool up...seems quite a few guys had trouble 'stalling' their Auto's today...like the little Datto Sunny Wagon with the FJ20T...his burnouts were funny as shit, but when it wound up...Jebus.

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#5010 RX25SE

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:43 PM

Holley Dominator is now available in EFI!!
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WTF happened to good old fashioned MECHANICAL fuel delivery??

I feel old now...

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#5011 Liberty

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:44 PM

I'm getting tired to be honest and spewing that the weekend is already over...

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#5012 Zac

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:50 PM

Damn weekend is over... no fair... off to bed... gotta go to work tomorrow...

Yeah I know everyone else does too, but complaining about going to work, makes me happy.. lol..

Peace ya'll...

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#5013 Liberty

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:51 PM

I'm off too. Laters all.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#5014 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:52 PM

gotta go to work tomorrow...

Yeah I know everyone else does too,
Peace ya'll...

I don't!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5015 Zac

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:53 PM

I don't!

Silence... I Keel You Ash!!!

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#5016 Samwise

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:54 PM

Just sat down with a beer and Alex Cross on tv.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#5017 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:55 PM

Silence... I Keel You Ash!!!

Even in death I will never be silenced!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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