This topic is lockedhahahaHahaha I think we've all heard enough of you calling the Calais luxury mate. Its a shitbox. C'mon son.
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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:28 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:29 PM
Its a shitbox. C'mon son.
lolz. It's probably pretty comfortable on the freeway but it's Aussie "luxury"
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:29 PM
I've always wanted one of these:
http://www.carsales....tock&sort=Price
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http://www.carsales....m=15&sort=Price
http://www.carsales....tock&sort=Price
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http://www.carsales....m=15&sort=Price
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:31 PM
I'd love a diesel golf 
is tune it so it smashes out black smoke clouds
is tune it so it smashes out black smoke clouds
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:32 PM
VW DSG gearbags are worse that Subaru TT AIDS.
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:34 PM
They already do that when the DPF is on the way out or when it decided to clean itself on the freeway.
What about the R32, Pete?
What about the R32, Pete?
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:37 PM
Haha Nik.
More luxury than the Subaru
More luxury than the Subaru
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:40 PM
Love the R32 Mk4 Golf's...dat sound
R36 Passat Wagon would be an Epic daily.
R36 Passat Wagon would be an Epic daily.
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:50 PM
It's a lovely sound!
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:55 PM
Soooo heavy though
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:56 PM
,5),;63344;?!);5
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:58 PM
You're the second person I have had say that too me today.,5),;63344;?!);5
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:59 PM
About 4 tonne I think Nik.
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 09:01 PM
YES!!!! Do want!!!I've always wanted one of these:
http://www.carsales....&sort=Price
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http://www.carsales....&sort=Price
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 09:04 PM
The R32 definitely.YES!!!! Do want!!!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 09:05 PM
Sleepy
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 09:07 PM
Honey rosemary loin chops with potatoes in my underpants
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 09:15 PM
Good taste... I'd go with the R32 also...The R32 definitely.
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 09:27 PM
Yeah the golf is alright. Maybe its just me but I don't see the attraction to euro cars 
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Posted 16 April 2013 - 09:29 PM
Been in a Fast Euro? <3 that shizzle...
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