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I think I want to own the USAF.
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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 10:27 AM
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 10:38 AM
Spy Shots for the new WRX, and what do you know! it looks nothing really like the concept and a lot like the Impreza. Fail.
Looks alright. I'd have one.
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 10:44 AM
I'd want an F22 Raptor or an old SU-27... 
Leaning towards the Raptor... always been a fav
Leaning towards the Raptor... always been a fav
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 10:47 AM
I want something that would drive fear into the hearts of whoever I was obliterating, something with a massive payload of big shit that could rain down unimaginable amounts of death and destruction.
Rain
'ing fire from the sky.
Rain
'ing fire from the sky.
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 10:52 AM
Better start saving.I'd want an F22 Raptor or an old SU-27...
Leaning towards the Raptor... always been a fav
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 10:52 AM
I want something that would drive fear into the hearts of whoever I was obliterating, something with a massive payload of big shit that could rain down unimaginable amounts of death and destruction.
Rain
I'll take one of these.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 11:34 AM
Tornado?I want something that would drive fear into the hearts of whoever I was obliterating, something with a massive payload of big shit that could rain down unimaginable amounts of death and destruction.
Rain
Nah.... Shaz will buy me one...Better start saving.
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 11:42 AM
IM SO BORED!!! Thank goodness for beer, flight at 2pm, only to land, take the shuttle bus to the Star, get off, and then catch bus back to airport..... good day!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 11:51 AM
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'...IM SO BORED!!! Thank goodness for beer, flight at 2pm, only to land, take the shuttle bus to the Star, get off, and then catch bus back to airport..... good day!
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 11:53 AM
Not even a meeting in between, Smashley?
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:07 PM
IM SO BORED!!! Thank goodness for beer, flight at 2pm, only to land, take the shuttle bus to the Star, get off, and then catch bus back to airport..... good day!
Why even bother?
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:07 PM
Yeah man, meetings at the bar.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:10 PM
*the meeting is at the bar
Haha. Hold yourself together, man!
Haha. Hold yourself together, man!
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:11 PM
Don't grammer Nazi me! 
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:29 PM
Quiet in here today chaps.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:30 PM
Adam, I see what you mean about being addicted to selling stuff!
Sold three things today and while they're all pretty cheap, itfeelsgoodman
Sold three things today and while they're all pretty cheap, itfeelsgoodman
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:31 PM
I too might jump on the selling stuff bandwagon.
Ive got heaps of stuff laying around. Guitars, Bass, Amp, etc etc.
Ive got heaps of stuff laying around. Guitars, Bass, Amp, etc etc.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Snack down!
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:33 PM
There isn't even that many of those left on the Sydney lines (and most of what is left is being replaced right now)
but I guess you never let the truth get in the way of a good story!
Never catch the south line do you?
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