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#5981 Adam

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:36 PM

Need to offload that zorst.


Tempted to sell my jdm rear spoiler and spats I have too....I'll never fucken fit em.

I want something that would drive fear into the hearts of whoever I was obliterating, something with a massive payload of big shit that could rain down unimaginable amounts of death and destruction.
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#5982 Morgan

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:39 PM

Just fit them, Adam. They'll look better on your car than in a postage bag.

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:40 PM

Adam, I see what you mean about being addicted to selling stuff!


hahahahahahaha. Shaz. Are you with me?

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:41 PM


hahahahahahaha. Shaz. Are you with me?



Hahaha. Nothing like a bit of extra cashmonies on the side.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#5985 Samwise

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:42 PM

Adam, I see what you mean about being addicted to selling stuff!

Sold three things today and while they're all pretty cheap, itfeelsgoodman :P


I'm awaiting Morgan-post!


Need someone to buy my old seats..

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


#5986 Adam

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:45 PM

Just fit them, Adam. They'll look better on your car than in a postage bag.


All needs paint... I just don't want to throw the money at my car!

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:53 PM

Just got told our training will start at 5pm....time for another round.

Still in Melbourne, flight in an hour

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:56 PM

What training are you doing Ashley?
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:12 PM

Posted Image I'm awesome! I cracked Gorilla Glass.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


#5990 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:17 PM

What training are you doing Ashley?

Samsung training, hopefully check out some new products

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#5991 Shaz

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:18 PM

Damn banks. Still waiting for a B/chq to clear so I can go pick up the whale.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:18 PM

Posted Image I'm awesome! I cracked Gorilla Glass.

I put a screwdriver through a TV while demonstrating the strength of gorilla glass......dont do that.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:29 PM

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#5994 Shaz

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:31 PM

The extreme stance crowd doesn't care about how a car drives or performs. As long as it looks cool to their mates. These guys don't really like cars, they like trends and fashion.

Hahaha. So true.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#5995 Zac

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:34 PM

Damn banks. Still waiting for a B/chq to clear so I can go pick up the whale.

Yeah... bank suck...

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:35 PM

I've done everything I can from my end. Done special clearances and everything, just waiting on CBA now.

HURRY UP!
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:36 PM

I've done everything I can from my end. Done special clearances and everything, just waiting on CBA now.

HURRY UP!

Crack that whip... don't they know who you are... gosh...

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:45 PM

I know right.
 


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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:49 PM

Ahhhh so many fulls, Boss is up at the moment, we are going over the Q3 results, break mid way for free pub lunch and beers :D

Wow, I just looked at our share price, up another 45c today to $9.56!! :D

 


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Posted 18 April 2013 - 01:51 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 




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