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[Adam]

Lasagne is in the oven!

(I'm Italian )

[B4TT]

AMS is basically a Yugo.



I laughed at two things just now, the FF Gif and the "isn't it just food".

Lasagne is in the oven!

(I'm Italian )

Im just human, I like food!

[Richo]

LOL!

no.

I'm Singaporean Indian... huge diff...

A mate used the term "Chindian" the other day... he is chinese/indian.

[ams]

Indonese

[B4TT]

(US Ambassador)

Ambassador Jeffrey Bleich - who confesses to being a fan of the 'great epic' - says he is troubled with news we're one of the world's biggest pirates of the HBO fantasy series.
"Unfortunately, nearly as epic and devious as the drama, is its unprecedented theft by online viewers around the world," Mr Bleich wrote in a Facebook post.
"As the Ambassador here in Australia, it was especially troubling to find out that Australian fans were some of the worst offenders with among the highest piracy rates of Game of Thrones in the world."

Indonese

Hahahahhaa

[ams]

Guess that makes me Crostralian motherfuckers.

[B4TT]

No, you're still a yugo.

[skillionaire]

Lol. How do you know your a local at your local?

Not a word needs to be spoken. When you walk in and your usual is already being poured on the bar, and you've already got the exact money for the exact amount of drinks you always have and just hand it over without as much as a grunt or a nod, and every other bastard around you barely looks up, nobody asks how your day was because they know it was just as shit as theirs, and if it wasn't they don't really want to know about it.

If you don't have a problem, you are the problem.

If you can't look the bartender in the eye because you rooted her a few years back and then she texted you saying you might want to get yourself checked but she's not 'sure if it was you'.

[skillionaire]

If you know exactly which cow that is on the meat tray because when she was popping out you had to help administer saline when mum got her head caught in the race hold.

[Scuba-Roo]

O i c

[U-Shell]

Went out MTB riding today after 7ish months off the bike. Fair to say I'm pretty sore and stiff right now.

[Scuba-Roo]

Cool! I got stuck working on my ute.. Tomorrow i'll go out but

[Adam]

I never even purchased a mtb. Lol

[skillionaire]

O i c

I could go on.

[Adam]

I could go on.

Please do!

[skillionaire]

When you purposely bring a marker pen to the watering hole because you need to correct some grammatical issues with the bathroom scrawl.

[Richo]

If you can't look the bartender in the eye because you rooted her a few years back and then she texted you saying you might want to get yourself checked but she's not 'sure if it was you'.

Now that IS awkward

[skillionaire]

When you walk in and get told you're over dressed and everyone starts laughing.

When you get two free pints and then get asked to sit in on a committee meeting for sport you don't play and have zero interest in and two hours later you're coaching a team.

[Richo]

When you purposely bring a marker pen to the watering hole because you need to correct some grammatical issues with the bathroom scrawl.

don't you mean update your phone number ?

[skillionaire]

When you rock up and everyone is yelling and angry about something someone did the night before, and you just start getting angry with them until you realise it was you that did it and you have to pull the dingo.

don't you mean update your phone number ?

Are you adding to my locals only list, or just throwing shells from the peanut gallery?