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#101 Adam

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:15 AM

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:15 AM

So after yesterdays flat tyre on my pushie, my eldest child gets three today.
Coincidence or conspiracy?
Start a thread?


Im sure Shaz has more than one suit, so is qualified to work in more than one bank.

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#103 Adam

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:17 AM

Which brand puncture repair kit will you use?

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:17 AM

Come install mine for me.


Too soon.
You need to think about it a bit more.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:20 AM

I don't know why I wasted time asking a question when no one works in a bank on SubyClub. Sorry guys.


You missed Adam's joke as well. Crack a beer and loosen up G-6.

So after yesterdays flat tyre on my pushie, my eldest child gets three today.


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#106 simon

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:20 AM

Mmmm beer

SOLD Legacy GTB 

SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon

SOLD Gen2 Outback limited

Car less atm.......Whats next??

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:20 AM

Which brand puncture repair kit will you use?


None at the moment because ALL THE PATCHES ARE USED UP!!!

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:24 AM

Haha Nik.
No, three in the front tyre. Fark knows how she managed that...

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:25 AM

Also, when did I become the indecisive one? I'm just lazy as fark!

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:30 AM

OK.

This is getting crazy.

ADAM: References to procrastination are directed at you. They are borne from your obvious lack of motivation.

Garry!: References to 'noone WORKING in a bank, are directed at SHAZ. This is borne from Shaz not actually WORKING when he's at work.

Alex: Happy Ishtar noodle shovel.

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Simon: Yes.

#111 Adam

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:31 AM

Nik.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:33 AM

Confirmation!

I feel so gratified.

Maybe I should get my floooob on?

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:33 AM

wow, i leave for 20mins and shit gets hektik!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:33 AM

Happy Ishtar.


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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:34 AM

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#116 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:34 AM

Hey Alex!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:50 AM

Hey Alex!


Hi.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:56 AM

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 12:23 PM

Come install mine for me.


DO IT YO'SELF!
Even I did it recently.

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#120 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 12:25 PM

Looks like a Hisense.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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