MAY the GT be with you...

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#4201 Hypnotic

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:22 PM

Anyone have Ash's number????

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T HAVE MY NUMBER!! I HAVE YOURS, YOUR NAME CAME UP AND EVERYTHING!!

What's up, i'll give you a buzz in the morning from work

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:23 PM

Roger. I'm hitting the sack. Talk in am.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:24 PM

What's up, i'll give you a buzz in the morning from work

THANKS FOR THE UPDATE JOSH

Roger. I'm hitting the sack. Talk in am.

Personalllllllllll

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#4204 Hypnotic

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:24 PM

THANKS FOR THE UPDATE JOSH

Personalllllllllll

NOBODY LIKES YOU!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:25 PM

New phone = no numbers

Seriously nobody liked you man.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:26 PM

Seriously nobody liked you man.

Yeah, but then you met me!

Also, Kanye got his Aventador stuck in Kardashian's gate.

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:28 PM

Haha what a Duckworth

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#4208 Hypnotic

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:28 PM

New phone = no numbers

Also, when I call it will come up with 'private number' because workfone

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:30 PM

Also, when I call it will come up with 'private number' because workfone

Can't I just call 1300-DICKSMITH and ask for Ash?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:31 PM

I always amswr mi .phone

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#4211 Hypnotic

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:31 PM

Can't I just call 1300-DICKSMITH and ask for Ash?

You can, but then you'll just be a DICK.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:31 PM

what the fuxk is wrong with this thing¿

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#4213 Hypnotic

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:31 PM

I always amswr mi .phone

Damn kids and their shorthand!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:31 PM

I am off to sleep guys. A little earlier then usual as I'm waking up at 4:30 AM for the Benfica vs Chelsea final in the Europa League.

Benfica is my team. Hoping they win! They're playing at Amsterdam ArenA.

Not that any of you care.

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Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:33 PM

what the fuxk is wrong with this thing¿

Droopy question.

Not that any of you care.

I heard soccer was crabpcake?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#4216 Hypnotic

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:35 PM

Not that any of you care.

You're learning.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#4217 ams

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:37 PM

Hahaha.

One of those channel 7 shows "Dog Squad"....dude gets searched by a sniffer dog going in to visit a prisoner in prison - has a huge bag of weed in his pocket hahaha.