This topic is lockedNo.Open you eyes in photos, Josh.
MAY the GT be with you...
Started by Morgan, Apr 30 2013 11:48 PM
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:54 AM
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:54 AM
Yo Adam... this is the advice I got on the chat board of the Lancer forum for your garaged Lancer:
"undo the bolts, take off the head, get rid of the remains of the blown gasket, clean well, replace the gasket, tighten bolts to specifications"
Sorry to be an *******.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:54 AM
Strange, at no point did it say "set lancer on fire and burn to the ground". That probably should have been step 1 in my booksYo Adam... this is the advice I got on the chat board of the Lancer forum for your garaged Lancer:
"undo the bolts, take off the head, get rid of the remains of the blown gasket, clean well, replace the gasket, tighten bolts to specifications"
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:54 AM
Haha, careful there, Adam!
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:54 AM
No.
Turning Japanese?
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:55 AM
That could be awkward...Haha... if you do, send me some.. LOL!
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:55 AM
Haha, careful there, Adam!
I chose my words wisely
I tried not to say anything offensive. I know I'll probably get banned/edited/shot or something still!
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:55 AM
Hahaha. terrible bloke!.To be fair, I was just happy that I got to stalk Alex's sister. Lol
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:56 AM
Haha.. I know man... thats some lame advice... many just recommended going to a Mech... bit of a fail forum there... what happened to the DIY spirit...Sorry to be an *******.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:57 AM
私はそうは思わないTurning Japanese?
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:57 AM
Thats how I like it... LOL!That could be awkward...
Nah... she does have avertion to photos... thinks she doesn't look good in them... but she is too critical of herself... anyway, she will be at the HV cruise, so you can meet her then...
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:58 AM
I visited a lancer forum once. And when they used bricks as jack stands. I closed the tab and wend and scrubbed myself with steel wool!
Thanks for trying anyway!
Thanks for trying anyway!
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:59 AM
closed the tab and rubbed myself with steel wool!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 09:59 AM
*aversion
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 10:00 AM
Well if that's the okay signal, thanks broThats how I like it... LOL!
Who's next in line?
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 10:02 AM
私はそうは思わない
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 10:04 AM
I saw him eat risotto balls on Friday. AMS and Josh each had a ball in their hand.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 10:05 AM
I did this once... mind you, the wheels never went back on after..And when they used bricks as jack stands.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 10:05 AM
This! does not surprise me.I saw him eat risotto balls on Friday. AMS and Josh each had a ball in their hand.
If it was each others balls it would surprise me even less
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 10:05 AM
Who had the third one?I saw him eat risotto balls on Friday. AMS and Josh each had a ball in their hand.
Rumour is you're tripod-ing.
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