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MAY the GT be with you...
Started by Morgan, Apr 30 2013 11:48 PM
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:22 AM
well I don't know where that bacon came from, but it sure didnt taste right.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:23 AM
That wasn't bacon.well I don't know where that bacon came from, but it sure didnt taste right.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:24 AM
Should I have cooked it first?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:25 AM
Well that was your first mistake... but once again, that was not bacon.Should I have cooked it first?
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:28 AM
If it wasn't bacon, then what was it?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:31 AM
Not telling... you'll find out soon enough...If it wasn't bacon, then what was it?
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:31 AM
Turkey-bacon?
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:32 AM
It sure as hell didn't taste like chicken.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:33 AM
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:37 AM
If it wasn't bacon, then what was it?
Were you crotch-level with a homeless man at the time?
Cos that aint' bacon.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:39 AM
I was at crotch level with a homeless man, but thats a whole different story.
Were you crotch-level with a homeless man at the time?
Cos that aint' bacon.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:45 AM
It doesn't sound to be a very interesting story though.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:46 AM
Kids these days, no imagination!It doesn't sound to be a very interesting story though.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:50 AM
I was at crotch level with a homeless man, but thats a whole different story.
Was his penis an accessory to your erection?
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:52 AM
WHAT IN THE
IS THIS SHIT
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:54 AM
It's something Zac's missus feeds him, hence his murderous intentions
WHAT IN THE
This interview is over!
Was his penis an accessory to your erection?
Anyone got any lowered Gen3 springs they want to get rid of?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:55 AM
If I had a missus and she fed me some vego shit like that I would murder her too.. then revive her so I could re-murder her.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:57 AM
Yes, when I can afford CoiloversAnyone got any lowered Gen3 springs they want to get rid of?
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 12:00 PM
HILARIOUS!!!
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 12:01 PM
If I had a missus and she fed me some vago I would murder her
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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