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#3321 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:27 AM

Why are you buying two tickets? Did you build a friend?

Maybe I should build one that knows how to be quiet.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:27 AM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:29 AM

Maybe I should build one that knows how to be quiet.


That's called a fu*ck doll.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:30 AM

That's called a fu*ck doll.

I call her Wendy.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:31 AM

I call her Wendy.


Wendy who likes to get bendy...


Ooooooooowwwww riaaaghtttt.




*edit - by 'bendy' i mean forked in her plastic pocket.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:35 AM

THE FUNNIEST THING ON THAT LIST IS;

 

I ACCIDENTALLY ATE GLUTEN

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:37 AM

THE FUNNIEST THING ON THAT LIST IS;
 
I ACCIDENTALLY ATE GLUTEN
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:37 AM

hahaha


 


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:38 AM

hahaha I accidentally built a shelf......

 

 

Also coil overs ordered & installed on Monday. Stoked.


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:39 AM

What doilie covers have you gone for?



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:40 AM

Yay! my new mattress gets delivered tomorrow.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:42 AM

Yay! my new mattress gets delivered tomorrow.

Going to break it in?


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:42 AM

Going to break it in?

yep, and then sleep on it.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:43 AM

He laid in it and rubbed one out in the bedding store. The mattress picked him. 

 

Also, if he didn't agree to buy that one, they were going to call the cops. 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:44 AM

He laid in it and rubbed one out in the bedding store. The mattress picked him. 
 
Also, if he didn't agree to buy that one, they were going to call the cops.


Worst episode of Cops I have ever seen.

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:44 AM

yep, and then sleep on it.

 

If I know you, which I do, that mattress will still be in plastic wrap when we head to Shitknee. 



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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:44 AM

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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:44 AM

 

If I know you, which I do, that mattress will still be in plastic wrap when we head to Shitknee. 

probably still be like that after MDSC


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:46 AM

Plastic wrap... seals in the freshness, keeps out the nasties...


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:48 AM

Haha. Fermented jizz.







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