Maybe I should build one that knows how to be quiet.Why are you buying two tickets? Did you build a friend?
#3321
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:27 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3322
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:27 AM

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#3323
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:29 AM
Maybe I should build one that knows how to be quiet.
That's called a fu*ck doll.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#3324
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:30 AM
I call her Wendy.That's called a fu*ck doll.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3325
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:31 AM
I call her Wendy.
Wendy who likes to get bendy...
Ooooooooowwwww riaaaghtttt.
*edit - by 'bendy' i mean forked in her plastic pocket.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#3326
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:35 AM
THE FUNNIEST THING ON THAT LIST IS;
I ACCIDENTALLY ATE GLUTEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#3327
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:37 AM
THE FUNNIEST THING ON THAT LIST IS;
I ACCIDENTALLY ATE GLUTEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-wawawai.com
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#3328
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:37 AM
hahaha
#3329
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:38 AM
hahaha I accidentally built a shelf......
Also coil overs ordered & installed on Monday. Stoked.
#3330
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:39 AM
What doilie covers have you gone for?
#3331
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:40 AM
Yay! my new mattress gets delivered tomorrow.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3332
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:42 AM
Yay! my new mattress gets delivered tomorrow.
Going to break it in?
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#3333
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:42 AM
Going to break it in?
yep, and then sleep on it.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3334
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:43 AM
He laid in it and rubbed one out in the bedding store. The mattress picked him.
Also, if he didn't agree to buy that one, they were going to call the cops.
#3335
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:44 AM
He laid in it and rubbed one out in the bedding store. The mattress picked him.
Also, if he didn't agree to buy that one, they were going to call the cops.
Worst episode of Cops I have ever seen.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#3336
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:44 AM
yep, and then sleep on it.
If I know you, which I do, that mattress will still be in plastic wrap when we head to Shitknee.
#3337
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:44 AM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#3338
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:44 AM
If I know you, which I do, that mattress will still be in plastic wrap when we head to Shitknee.
probably still be like that after MDSC
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3339
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:46 AM
Plastic wrap... seals in the freshness, keeps out the nasties...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#3340
Posted 14 June 2013 - 10:48 AM
Haha. Fermented jizz.
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