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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:19 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:20 AM
Making sense after 12 hours work without a break cannot be expected...
Haha... someone messed up big time... my Team Lead... LOL! He'll be aight... now we gotta fix it up and test it again...
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:21 AM
Have fun with that
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:22 AM
Can't even pretend to care about that.
Do you put on your leather jacket and swag out of the room when shit like this happens, while whispering, "not on my watch"
then punch a computer screen....
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:23 AM
Have fun with that
Will do mate... enjoy sleep...
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:24 AM
Will do mate... enjoy sleep...
I will, hope shit gets sorted
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:25 AM
Can't even pretend to care about that.
Do you put on your leather jacket and swag out of the room when shit like this happens, while whispering, "not on my watch"
then punch a computer screen....
Haha... I don't really care either... may be time for another Milo while they try to fix stuff up...
Nah.. no leather jacket today... and this is my watch unfortunately... happens to be a bad one...
I wonder what would happen if I got so pissed at work one day and punched the computer screen...
I will, hope shit gets sorted
Ha thanks mate... Time will tell... 
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:26 AM
When I get pissed at work, I usually can't function, slur my words and stumble around.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:29 AM
Reading my tripadvisor again, Ash?
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:29 AM
When I get pissed at work, I usually can't function, slur my words and stumble around.
Plus you are in retail... so not a good idea...
However, lots of computer screens for you to punch at your work...
No to go sleep... you REALLY need your beauty sleep... not that it will help
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:29 AM
Just found two boxes of doughnuts on my desk.
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:30 AM
Reading my tripadvisor again, Ash?
You have a what now?
Plus you are in retail... so not a good idea...
However, lots of computer screens for you to punch at your work...
No to go sleep... you REALLY need your beauty sleep... not that it will help
and people aswell, also im beautiful in my own way
Just found two boxes of doughnuts on my desk.
so jealous
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:34 AM
Hmmmm... I can picture you losing it one day... hating everyone and bashing your way out of work and into the streets, just going on a rampage and smashing people, and then having to be shot down by the cops... swearing as you go down...
If you think you are beautiful on the inside, you are wrong.
Just found two boxes of doughnuts on my desk.
Leave them there... they will become bagels...
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:35 AM
No, im beautiful on the outside,
And I have lost it before, so mad, I was going to knock out another staff member, instead, I punched a flat packed cabinet and broke my hand.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:39 AM
Hahahaa. I knew when you were rustling my jimmies you had soft hands.
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:41 AM
That's because I moisturise
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:42 AM
No, im beautiful on the outside,
And I have lost it before, so mad, I was going to knock out another staff member, instead, I punched a flat packed cabinet and broke my hand.
Angry man... I lost it at my old lead once... he was being a douche to me... I got so mad. I told him I'm out of here and walked out, and he came chasing me down the corridor to the lifts, since he was in the wrong, and apologised...
Try not to lose it a lot, but so many douches around...
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:48 AM
Try not to lose it a lot, but so many douches around...
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:51 AM
Fuck it, I need to go home.
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Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:51 AM
Yeah... thats pretty much what I'm like.. a little black dude from another planet who gets very angry... LOL!
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