#3241
Posted 12 July 2013 - 11:56 AM

#3242
Posted 12 July 2013 - 11:58 AM
So am I... make me some chicken dammit...
Thats it.. I'm out of here... peace out people..
One day. See ya man. Sleep well.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#3243
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:01 PM
30 MINS TIL PIZZA.
YEAH!
I want pizza dammit!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3244
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:02 PM
this one was a let down.
how forking bored were you two last night??!!!
More importantly, which one was your favourite? I thought I won just because he phoned it in with the brokeback call
#3245
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:03 PM
#3246
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:04 PM
They were all pretty funny though Nik, hard to pick a clear winner.
That's the nice way of saying "they all sucked"
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I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3247
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:05 PM
Tim, it isn't actually fitted to the car (the spikey one) it is just sitting on the existing one.
It is probably the best manifold I have ever seen.
Yeah i know, it doesn't have any studs going through the mounts. But still a silly place to photograph it.
#3248
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:05 PM
#3249
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:09 PM
They were all pretty funny though Nik, hard to pick a clear winner.
That's why I thought choosing the worst by HamboneOner6163 makes me the winner by default.
#3250
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:10 PM
Nope, I actually thought they were pretty funny SAsha.
SAsha? terrible, just terrible ![]()
That's why I thought choosing the worst by HamboneOner6163 makes me the winner by default.
I must say, I did quite like "Newmanburry Brettelburren"
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3251
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:15 PM
Yeah, I'm pleased with myself.
Anything that gets Brett to reply within anything less that 12 hours is a winnnnner.
#3252
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:21 PM
Yup... you are right... almost 200km from me.. LOL!
Oh well, next time I take the family for a drive to Ettalong, I'll see if I can meet up with you guys somewhere...
I'm pretty sure marky mark and cam were planning another photomeet soon.
#3253
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:28 PM
15 life tips you need to know.
- If the disc is skipping, rub a banana over it to seal the scratches and keep the DVD playing. Remember to wipe off the excess banana before you stick it back in.
- Rub a walnut on scratches in your favourite wood furniture pieces to make those blemishes disappear.
- Put your iPhone or iPod into a bowl. It will amplify the speaker and make the party even louder.
- Whenever possible, print in Times New Roman. You'll get 100 more pages out of a cartridge of ink than you will printing in heavier fonts like Arial or Verdana.
- Lost or bored in a new city? Call up the concierge at a local upscale hotel. They'll give you insider tips and answers to questions that only locals can answer.
- Pop a couple of olives in your mouth if you start to feel the effects of motion sickness. They have tannins that dry up the saliva that makes you feel like you're going to heave.
- Put a dryer sheet in your pocket next time you go hiking or camping. It will keep the mosquitoes away from you.
- Put bread and cheese in the toaster that you've laid sideways. It makes a DIY toaster oven that makes great, crunchy grilled cheese sandwiches.
- Place a muffin tin liner on the bottom of your popsicle. It will catch the drips and keep your fingers from getting sticky.
- Don't let those plastic handles dig into your fingers. Thread a small, hard item through the handles and hold that instead.
- Accidentally wrote on the white board with permanent marker? Scribble over it with dry erase marker and it will erase right off.
- Work in a shady area? The cops recommend keeping a can of wasp spray on your desk. It will deter would-be attackers from up to 20 feet away and won't blind everyone else in the room.
- Before you leave for work or class, unplug everything. Even when electronic devices are off they suck up energy. Pulling the plug can cut up to 10% off of your energy bill.
- Buy your plane tickets in the middle of the week to save $100 or more. Ticket vendors jack up the prices on the weekend to trap vacationers who make impulse ticket purchases.
- Does your roommate's phone alarm sound through the wall and drive you crazy? Call them. It will turn the alarm off. Wait for them to answer and they won't even miss work.
After writing these down I thought that a lot of them were stupid. I was over halfway so just posted it anyway. Gives anyone bored something to read.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#3254
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:29 PM
#3255
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:33 PM
Remember to wipe off the excess banana before you stick it back in.
I got this far....tehehehehe
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3256
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:38 PM
Hahahaha, me too, Ash. Me too.
- Work in a shady area? The cops recommend keeping a can of wasp spray on your desk. It will deter would-be attackers from up to 20 feet away and won't blind everyone else in the room.
Ummm
#3257
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:44 PM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#3258
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:45 PM
#3259
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:45 PM
Yeah, just read through that story, fark!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#3260
Posted 12 July 2013 - 12:51 PM
I don't think either of mine would be acceptable.
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