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#3181 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:13 PM

Nah, no beer tonight, might finish off the bottle of Jbeam sitting here....soright considering I don't have anything else


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3182 Brett

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:16 PM

I love beer. Especially free beer.

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#3183 Hypnotic

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:17 PM

Yep, beer is definitely good


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:18 PM

Beer!



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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:20 PM

Buuuuurp!

Pale ale has a great burp.

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#3186 Scuba-Roo

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:20 PM

I have a beer just ordered dinner but its like dessert time

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:22 PM

Beer and saltnwinygar chips IS dinner.



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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:23 PM

My Friday night needs peanut M&M's. trying to convince the missus she wants to go get me some.



It's not working though.

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:24 PM

Tell her how it is. Cause it is what it is, waters wet.

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:24 PM

How good are salt and vinegar chips with beer!!

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:27 PM

England setting a cracking run rate.

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#3192 Adam

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:31 PM

OMG vine is awesome

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:32 PM

Don't eat the vine dickhead, eat the grapes!

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:37 PM

Pale Ale and burgers for dinner. Om nom nom nom

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:41 PM

Darwin award winner!

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#3196 peteRS

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:52 PM

Slow cricket is slow...


 

 

 


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Posted 09 August 2013 - 09:17 PM

Important friday arvo GT question:

Do you courtesy flush when dropping a Morgan at work?

 

It's not courtesy you fuckin' weirdo, you just flush the toilet after you shit



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Posted 09 August 2013 - 09:19 PM

Wicket :D 

...how you gonna kick it? Gonna kickit ROOT DOWN!


 

 

 


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Posted 09 August 2013 - 09:56 PM

Well just finished Installing zorst.

Reversing out of driveway forgetting the tip sits lower then stock = Major fail and some great scrape marks. :(



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Posted 09 August 2013 - 10:03 PM

Shit happens dude...

 

Was the zorst Chrome or Black?

If Chrome, paint black.

If Black, repaint black.

Win.


 

 

 






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